I don’t think he can utter a sentence when he doesn’t lie. How many thousands we up to now? Or did we just give up keeping count?

Melania probably broke some kind of servicing record at a Mar-A-Largo $1 million per plate dinner party.

He has a grapefruit size tumor on his brain. ( I guess I could have said orange size.)

It's going to be about his plane. Little Donnie is obsessed

Will it be the date of his coronation?

Declaring martial law due to his low poll numbers.

Please be a prerecorded tweet released posthumously

🤩

or an immolation

But JD Vance will automatically become the president, who is even worse than the Felon!

The next thing he issues will be just another lie.

Something without a cure..... Please let it be something without a cure

Statistically speaking, it’ll either be a lie, a grift, or a grievance. Possibly all three...with bonus capitalization.

Trump Truth = oxymoron of the century.

The entire world is a tv show to him

Ya mean your first attempt at truth. Let’s see if you can pull it off…

Fingers crossed 🤞

Please be a heart attack on the green.. kidding…ya right

He’s accepting a bribe from Qatar of a gold coloured jumbo jet which he will use himself bc the emoluments clause doesn’t apply to him

Is it his obituary?

Lowering the price of a citizenship to $4 million?

he's gonna proclaim himself god king of the united states of trump

A resignation? His arrest? His obituary?

47 - his IQ 🤣

If it’s about Melania in mother’s day I’m gonna puke.

You are being sent to El Salvador.

Well, if he tells the truth about something it will certainly be a surprise. If it's "impactful" it will most likely be devastating for the country.

If that is not a sucker born everyday , statement, I don’t know what is.

Here, I'll help.

Hitler is here

No such luck!

Been 2 hours, has he posted it yet? I know it will be something stupid, but just post it already

Considering he can't post his own death notice, nothing is that good.

It'll be the gold plane.

Infrastructure week?

I am trying to manifest this!

He doesn't know the meaning of truth

Has he sent it yet?

Everything that comes out of his fucking mouth or his social media platform is nothing but bullshit.

TRUTH ain't "truth", Batshitler. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Hahahaha! truth that's a good one Trump!

Didn't trump have the most impactful, special, extra announcement with the nothingburger re UK?

Fatal diagnosis

That he has finally found a therapy spot.

… or his new plane ✈️ missed the landing in Newark.

He won't leave until he takes possession of his new jet.

Does he have cancer? Is he not long for this world? Will he be resigning? Oh the possibilities are endless!