Jym
Maybe one day McDonald's will follow me here
- They're talking about the UK running out of prison spaces by the end of the year and they mentioned the potential of a "lawless Christmas" which is the best thing I ever heard
- OmegaMart??
- Do you ever find yourself spending your Sunday hand washing six shrimp clouds for a furry convention and wonder what you're doing with your life
- There's a phrase that only over-30s know, you learn it on your 30th birthday but I'm going to tell you all now It goes "oh god I'm over 30 I blew it, my one shot at life on this beautiful earth and I haven't achieved anything and now I'm too old" So yeah look forward to that
- There he is
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- I bet that guy woke up this morning like "ah shit I'm the Pope"
- These are the random DMs I live for
- I made fish fingers in the air fryer now I am making sausage roll and the fish is being released please like if you can relate
- Today's the day to bring back this excellent joke Zero likes, it was clear 12 years ago that Twitter was shit
- I was going to go on a walk but I want to watch the smoke come out the pope chimney if you know what I mean
- GUYS I'm telling you slime gaps are so in fashion right now we should all be thinking about them
- Ugghh there's CRIME outside and the CRIME PLANE is being LOUD
- OH GOOD I guess they were running out of ideas of how to be any more of a rip-off and had to bring in the experts
- I used Skype less than a month ago to arrange wolves, now it's gone forever
- Finally I can sleep beneath the eggs
- IKEA have had the absolutely insane idea of offering meatballs for £1 on a bank holiday as if it wasn't already going to be rammed and here I am I fell for it this is hell on earth
- Micro May the 4th be... eaten. With you.
- And by the way... it's SPIKE ISLAND
