just a lil’ guy
baking | horror | thirst
- i raved about this rewatch last week so much that i had to introduce my parents to it tonight — it might be my favorite underrated movie of all time. Carol Kane and Charles Durning are obviously fantastic, but Colleen Dewhurst and Tony Beckley are so fucking incredible omg
- a recent family tradition has been “fancy grilled cheese night.” this one has goat cheese, havarti, cheddar, grated parmesan. black forest ham, sliced honeycrisp, and a little raspberry jam. (i know “iTs NoT a GrIlLeD cHeEsE tHeN” but who cares 🙂↕️)
- also tummy tuesday xo 💋
- tonight’s dinner is dry brined and pan-seared chicken thigh with a white wine pan sauce, plus a lemony, olive oil shaved fennel, apple, and pecan salad
- OH NO. extremely detailed s*x dream about platonic oomf with a long romantic build-up oh i’m gonna be sick.
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- (it was not 💕)
- i miss cash f*gs and their older siblings, the cash f*ggots
- i made dinner again xo 💋
- Need this 😮💨😮💨
- need you so… trade?
- HUGE news, i have introduced my mother to Nathan Fielder and she loves him
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- locked in
- being fat is so fun because then you can tease your fat friends really hard about being fat
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- anything for your approval
- i’m his best friend but he’s not my best friend
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- listen i’m trying!!
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- and i’ll whack you again, biggums
- my birthday in 10 days, so please plan accordingly with shipping times 💚 Venmo and CashApp are instant though, so any time you’re ready —
- Venmo is @ Justin-Alex__ CashApp is $AlexChase14
- i made Mother’s Day dinner for 3 btw, if you care 👉🏼👈🏼
- the book is pretty good. the movie, unfortunately, is pretty terrible 🙃
- mothering so hard this morning [feat. homemade apple fritters]
- two beauties (my signature cake): strawberry layer cakes with puréed fresh strawberries and strawberry powder; coconut milk soak; homemade strawberry jam filling with lemon and vanilla bean; salty coconut cream cheese frosting; toasted coconut to coat
- (one is for my brother and sister-in-law’s first anniversary and the other is for my mom’s very sweet friend)
- i have put my kitchen THROUGH IT today
- it’s 12:38am. can’t sleep. thinking about Bosco’s perfect tits.
- fluffing your pillows just how you like
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- WHOA
- the key to a great caesar salad is to turn one of these loaves into homemade croutons. and then to make your own caesar dressing. and then to dredge your chicken in that dressing and a flour-panko-parmesan mixture before frying it. and then to shower everything in parmesan.
- get you a man who will stuff you (with bread)
- Crosby is wishing you all a very happy Friday!
- it’s gloomy outside today, but nevertheless she persisted
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- thank you kitten
- it’s just arguably the best horror feature of all time, you honestly just don’t get much better than this. i rewatched it tonight for the idk-th time and it’s just as fresh and scary and fun as the first time.
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- Carpenter is the GOAT
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- it’s really my third favorite, probably, but like damn it is literally perfect.
- this scene fucks so hard. i know those dogs are all just Very Good Actors but damn
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- woooffffff
- really wish it were morally acceptable to watch Jeepers Creepers because that’s honestly what i’m in the mood for tonight
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- i didn’t know when i was 12 and watching it and unfortunately i remember it being great.
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- the director is a convicted child sexual abuser and that happened BEFORE he made the first movie
- let’s hear it for the big boy! he just came home from a haircut and he did SO GOOD
- ugly-ass bandana though wtf
- “Congratulations on making it to the second round of interviews. Today we’d like to start by asking which is your favorite volume of Goblin Cave, and can you talk a bit about why it makes you squirt so far?”
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- the panel is not going to like that answer
- this sucks. i think everyone involved should quit their job forever.
- you can touch it if you bring me a coffee. (iced vanilla latte with an extra shot of espresso and oat milk)
- help how do i tell him that he can’t sleep like that, my legs are falling asleep 😥
- I won’t, say goodbye to your legs 🫡
- he and i actually came to a compromise: he moved 6 inches to the left and in return, he can eat your legs if he ever meets you (just to the knee though)
- TT submission
- beautiful
