more mr. nice guy
please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
- it is a stunning violation of ethics for Qatar to regift the plane i got them
- rfk jr finding out the creek he was swimming in is full of sewage and bacteria and heading back out there with some five gallon jugs
- god i wanna go camping so bad
- camping with friends, on acid. Tim goes, "hey should i put my boxer shorts on Abby with her tail through the fly," Abby being his dog. i go yuuup and maybe thirty seconds later Tim hollers ABBY NO and we all look over to see Abby lookin back over her shoulder at us, shitting Tim's pants
- oh wow yeah, hadn't even thought of that. i'd forgotten the cross dressing part, of Mrs Doubtfire. are you from outer space
- KANYE: yeah i'm just sayinnn ok, just cause nobody else is being honest like i am about MY self, you can't say i'm the ONLY one who would use a time machine to do, not supposed to say what, to baby hitler. molest GAVIN NEWSOM: So you're from Chicago, any chance of a collab with the new pope? Ha Ha
- very few are able to spot the cat in this photo
- wild to me that octopuses only live for like a couple three years. congrats on being so smart i guess. and in case i don't see you, RIP
