Jason Perlow
Embracing the robot overlords since 2025. Corporate tech & AI writer/editor. Freelance @ZDNET. Food journalist. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation.
The opinions expressed here are my own and not those of my employer.
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- YES!
- Mylapore South Indian Westgate, San Jose CA
- I want an in-timeline Star Wars: Andor sitcom. “Syril loves Dedra”. Mad About You, but on Coruscant.
- I needed an Airpods upgrade, but today the Powerbeats Pro 2 is on sale for $199 on Amazon. I use ear hooks anyway, so this sealed the deal. Same H2 chip and everything. a.co/d/0CMK90g
- What a wasted branding exercise variety.com/2025/tv/news...
- The LLIn-N-Out burger at the cafeteria
- Brother-in-law thought it was a good idea to get MP3 underwater headphones for my wife for her birthday, when all we use is Apple Music for streaming. LOL. No music collection. Slight issue.
- Def dances better than Elon youtu.be/Kh6ErgOEX7E
- Fleming’s Steakhouse, Santa Clara CA
- O HAI SFO
- Fart of the Deal
- I got us this plane, a beautiful plane, fit for a king, a palace in the sky, a free plane, not the junk Biden plane, the greatest plane, and it didn't cost us anything, the Qataris weren't even using it, look how shrewd i am and how ungrateful the lying liberal woke democrats are
- I got us this plane, a beautiful plane, fit for a king, a palace in the sky, a free plane, not the junk Biden plane, the greatest plane, and it didn't cost us anything, the Qataris weren't even using it, look how shrewd i am and how ungrateful the lying liberal woke democrats are
- China deal, in summary
- Basically think of the next 90 days as Global Amazon Prime Day
- Such a deal, it’s the greatest deal of many deals, nobody puts together deals like me… let me tell you about this guy and the fat shot… now we have a deal just like we had before! YUGE! Make Europe pay for our drugs, MAGA!
- That Trump speech could have been an email. Omg meandering word salad
- Well it’s FLL > SFO tomorrow at 7am. Waking up at 4am. Heavy rains expected and possible flight delays. Gonna be a LONG day.
- A few weeks late, but still youtu.be/R4aLz_p1S00?...
- Bratwurst with everything
- ‘Murica
- MIL and guest due in 20 minutes. You know what time it is. BLOODY MARY TIME!
- Reposted by Jason PerlowWho's up for some petty kitchen-consumer snark?
- Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
- OMG I AM SO IN youtu.be/sDD6izSZInw?...
- Wan’s, Fort Lauderdale FL
- Cancún Carajillo. XTABENTUN and espresso shaken with ice.
- Although Cancun’s mobile and internet coverage is much better, I plan to put my devices into “Grand Bahama” mode when I'm on vacation in two weeks www.zdnet.com/article/on-g...
- Bangladroids vimeo.com/1050152870
- Also… in case you wondered what the two big metal rods in her pockets are starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Imperia....
- I would totally watch a show about the formation of the ISB and the perspective from the Empire, as sort of a West Wing kind of series.
- Yeah but does he prefer trackballs or trackpads
- Mezcalita
- Of all the characters in Andor, I will miss Dedra Meero when her arc ends the most. Because we know she isn’t going to be coming back in other series.
- Sure why not
- Inna Naboo, nobodies hear you scream-a bombad
- “Youssa not gonna like it.”
