It’s just Lindsay sucking up as usual. He’s a pathetic little man!

Republicans really have no grasp of reality, history or qualifications for the job 🤔🙄

More of a "pale horse candidate" IMO

I think I am going to barf!

Well - they do have a lot of rapists and pedophiles who are ordained - he would fit right in.

Falus suction at its best. Republican cultism and delusion are very sick.

I used to say this was clearly a cult. We’ve moved beyond that. Its now so incomprehensible that I don’t know if there are adequate words to describe it. Its like a hypnotic trance or some sort of mind control. How does someone like LG who a few years ago hated him now think he is pope material? Wtf

Although I know Catholics don’t give a crap about people insulting their religion, this is truly beyond the pale. Francis isn’t cold in the grave yet and Trump attended his funeral. How can the president and his acolytes act like this? Why does the press ignore this?

This is sick, Graham needs help!

Lindsey too far down the rabbit hole to be considered rational. I really don't know what else he can do to kiss tRump ass. tRump is insane....Lindsey has simply sold out. He is the most shameful. If tRump wants power in Italy, he would make a much better Mussolini than a Pope.

Lindsey why don't you just go suck his toadstool dick. It wouldn't be nearly as disgusting as this and far less humiliating. And you're probably much better at that than you are at lying.

When I'm in a dick sucking competition and my opponent is MAGA

Miss Linsey was trying out her new custom kneepads

Antichrist vibes. The fact that many Christians don't seem to realise this or seem to be actively trying to create an antichrist, tells me that they are not Christians.

The Conclave is laughing. Trump would deport Jesus.

What could go wrong?

It’s a cult…he’s insane.

Translation: We have to get him the hell out of the oval office. These Republicans are behind closed doors praying for his removal, they just don't want to be the ones to do it because they fear this guy more than God, country or their constituents.

I think the real reason Trump wants Canada is because we have MAID. He can't live anymore with this level of dysfunction and desperately wants out.

This is so spectacularly ridiculous that it doesn't even make me mad.

Does tRump shit in the woods?

When I think Lindsay Graham can’t possibly crawl further up the orange ones colon, there he goes, digging deeper.

Where does American humor go from "the first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides"?

That means he would have to renounce his presidency, enter the priesthood, and become a respected cardinal.

Pope Callixtus IV, then?

May God strike him dead! What sacrilege!

Wait a minute. Mmmmm Popes have to renounce all worldly possessions and reside at the Vatican……. He might be in to something.😀

Mooore delusion.

Exactly. I have come to believe we are living in hell. We all must be in hell now.

What cocktail of drugs is that dingdong on?

Lindsey got confused when someone said Trump wanted to poop.

Holy shit, Lady G has truly lost his damn marbles.

We've now gone Full North Korea. Next, Trump will write 4 operas, and get 9 holes-in-one in a single golf game.

Trump’s trying to get all those GoT titles: King of America, Conqueror of Canada, Pope God of All Catholics, Lord Business, etc.

Take him please! We don’t want him

Really? Like, for real, real? In the actually real sense of being real?

The Antichrist as Pope

Hopefully he lost most of his Catholic base. If Trump really said that, hopefully he did, too.

😡

Special boy just wants all of the special awards!

He's a fucking IDIOT!!

Looking back at this time in even 5 years, we're going to regret not taking him out of office. We must try everything, short of violence.

I think it's just to keep everyone from paying attention to something else that they're doing.

Batshit crazy for sure

is he trolling Trump?

Conservative brainrot reached a new level

Insanity. Complete delusional absolute dislocation from reality.

shut up. no. really? come on... we are truly in THE DUMBEST timeline.

The Onion couldn’t have made up a more insane quote.

Evangelists hate papists though. And I mean Hate. Weird flex

Was he trolling to get you in a snit? Or serious? Wouldn't put it past him to be baiting people.

Did Ms. Lindsey see those guards in those funny looking suits? He's going to find out how deadly they are

New levels of 🤯☠️ every. single. day

I don’t know who is the more insane of these two 🫩

I can't stop laughing!

What better place for a convicted sex offender pretending to be President than as the head of an organized child abuse racket pretending to be an organized religion. Maybe Mizz Lindsey is on to something here.

Bait. Don't change off the topic of his shit polls and pending empty shelves.

I recoil at two images: Lindsey Graham excited about anything; Trump as Pope.

Hey South Carolina, how can you keep sending this piece of crap and pathetic tr@mp kiss up back to the Senate to represent your state?

The closet is a dark soul destroying place to live.

Don’t you have to be, like, catholic to be considered for pope? Asking for a friend…

same

I also went to verify... well... because. I'm also on no sleep today so there seemed a very real chance I might be hallucinating. I rage about how parody is dead regularly. Every time I do, it feels like we have reached an insurmountable pinnacle of the absurd. And yet we mount it yet again...

This is beyond insane.

Breaking News: Millions of catholics convert to atheism.

I thought it was satire 😳🤪

...Donnie, you ride the throne daily, hopeful for results, seeking empty bowl resolution...might as well have a holy title while you're doing it, reference to reason for shouting Holly Shit! when it all works out... or you could just fuck all fuck off, there's always that...

Lindsey needs to be committed.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Miss Lindsey had to be smelling burnt toast when he tweeted that!

Oh Lindsey how many mint juleps did you have before you posted this?

Lindsey has been close to losing it for years. I think he's finally gone over the edge

That's really next-level dignity wraith.

This needs to stop! Is there anyone, ANYONE in Congress that can rid the U.S. of these raging lunatics?

Just imagine this man, this septugenarian toddler, trying to learn Latin. (I guess he only needs to know the phrases "... in two weeks" and "we're looking at (sin) very strongly," but still.) C'mon. C'maaahn.

Damn, he really, really needs to lay off the 🥃🥃🥃

This is a distraction from his dismal poll numbers and 100 days in. Stop falling for it!

So he’s advocating for Pope Lardass I? The only white smoke we’ll be seeing in this regard is the smoke Lady L is blowing up Lardass’ arse. There really is no bottom - pun intended.

What is wrong with these sycophants. He's hated outside the states.

I’m for it!! Anything that gets that asshat away from me!

Remember kids, Lindsey Graham can only get an erection when the US is fucking over or killing brown people.

Has Lindsey Graham burst into flames yet?

🤮🤮🤮 Josh I still need to eat dinner. Looks like Lindsey is having mushrooms again. 🤮🤮🤮

He's not Catholic....and is this a joke?

I am not very religious, but I still believe the Pope should be Catholic. And that Catholics should choose the Pope.

Gotta be a joke

The white smoke's coming out of tsf's ass. I'm not catholic but I don't think that counts.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? That said, if it were to actually happen, maybe he'd end up killing organized religion. 🤔

We’ve collectively jumped the shark.

no way this is real.. fuck it is mother fucker what the fuck!!

He is not eligible to be pope. Was not baptized Catholic. Also felons cannot be pope.

Not sure what Miss Lindsey is smoking but I want some 🥸