Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever
You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com
Former CEO of BabyCorp
- Many people live long happy lives, unfortunately!
- Got laid off at the start of April. I'll be okay I think but right now things are a little tight for me and my family so if you were on the fence about buying any of the cool stuff I've made now's one of the most helpful times you could tilt toward doing it. apps.apple.com/us/developer...
- I am honored and a little surprised to announce that I am the new Pope. I did not even realize I was in the running but I promise to do my best!
- I honestly think if you had a time machine you’d do more net good for the world killing baby Peter Thiel than Baby Hitler
- Who else out there has night vision that looks all staticky like a 2007 digital film nighttime shot?
- I take the ring from the ring bearer and nervously pull my vows out of my pocket that I printed in the priest's office. "I'm sorry," I read, eyes widening, sweat beading on my face, "but as an AI language model I am not capable of writing vows for your wedding. However I can provide some guidance."
- they called Nixon "tricky dick" because growing up he really loved magic and was known for dazzling visitors to the White House with elaborate card tricks he'd do with his genitals
- President Wheelie-Deals can’t even crack 5k retweets and 17k likes on his post on his own platform. Pour one out for a fallen poster… amateur hour stuff dude… tumbled so far from the “I’ll still drink that Coke garbage” days…
- This is what happens when you rush features to market without first asking anyone to figure out ways they could be abused. I don’t really blame the engineers as much as I blame the (likely) executive who probably made this his pet project in such a way that people were afraid to question it.
- IMO you’re not a real man until you’ve sobbed to the Hans Zimmer score and Circle of Life reprise at the end of Lion King
- Mufasa and Sarabi sure do let Simba spend a lot of alone time with his sinister threatening conspiratorial creep of an uncle with a vested interest in his death. I don’t wanna be one of Those Parents but that’s definitely not something I’d let my kids do…
