jon cryptid
Assistant VHS tape haunter at Futurism, horror/pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate, Wired etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes
- i tried that new toothpaste babe... horrible stuff!!
- The creature From The Black Legume
- that's too bad, it's one of the Coen bros' best
- where i post from
- north by north shrek
- i literally watched Conclave yesterday so i have *never* been more prepared for this moment
- I really appreciated how this story just casually dropped the word “sloperator” like NBD. Operator? More like a sloperator, my dude
- This may be my favorite @mharrisondupre.bsky.social neologism yet
