jon cryptid
Assistant VHS tape haunter at Futurism, horror/pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate, Wired etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes
- i tried that new toothpaste babe... horrible stuff!!
- The creature From The Black Legume
- that's too bad, it's one of the Coen bros' best
- where i post from
- north by north shrek
- i literally watched Conclave yesterday so i have *never* been more prepared for this moment
- people who make money by pumping the internet full of AI slop frequently remain faceless and unknown. well, we found one of them bragging *very* candidly about his scheme: futurism.com/slop-farmer-...
- star wars hot take... this guy ruled
- they should have done this in Rise of Skywalker
- Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
- hardly the biggest issue in the Fetterman piece but have these people never heard of tap water
- extremely grim story: scammers snatched the domain for Emerson College's acclaimed student radio station and turned it into a dirge of AI clickbait slop that -- due to the hard work of actual students over the years -- dominated Google News with absolute garbage futurism.com/emerson-coll...
- wikipedia going for actual blood on the company that bought Polygon
- the company that just bought Polygon, Valnet, was recently the subject of an absolutely damning exposé about horrendous labor practices www.thewrap.com/valnet-labor...
- they're speedrunning it www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
- redditor has a request
- the cruelty here is absolutely unfathomable www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...
- the company that just bought Polygon, Valnet, was recently the subject of an absolutely damning exposé about horrendous labor practices www.thewrap.com/valnet-labor...
- Breaking: Polygon sold to Valnet and hit with massive layoffs Here's @ethangach.bsky.social report. kotaku.com/polygon-sold...
- turns out the name wasn't really accurate www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
- tech companies stuffing half-baked AI into everything feels like one of those greek myths where some dude gets a prophecy about how he's gonna die and goes to ridiculous lengths to avoid it, accidentally causing the prophecy to come true in an ironic twist
- a valid point
- temu and shein rn
- you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
- me searching for zootopia discourse on here
- yeah i'm pretty into ufc
- certain people with AI lately
- recording my debut mixtape on this bad boy
- look i'm all for free speech, i just think this is a harsh way to talk about someone's mom
- you okay babe? you've barely snapped any photos on your Shrek-approved HP PhotoSmart 945 digital camera
- the brand cachet zuckerberg has squandered is absolutely unfathomable
- for years i've been in a random facebook group where people post their favorite garfield strips
- i'm sorry but i cannot fathom an activity sadder than going online and posting about how an actress "isn't hot enough" for a role
- these guys are clearly so confused about their own concept of masculinity
- Sec. Pete Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon, per CBS News www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
