Ah Ha! Somebody finally got to the bottom of it. Not the cream, it never really happened...

It never happened.

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🤣🤣🤣 What assassination attempt??

Lol

Cartilage does not regrow. It was a faked attempt.

That was a photo op. Donnie 2 Dolls keeps a packet of ketchup in his pocket for all these so-called "assassination" attempts.

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You're also going to need ear sized maxi pads.

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