Jen Vos
I sort old pieces of paper, pet my cat, and podcast about historical fiction
- What if we held hands on top of the frozen breadsticks
- Bullying works
- I didn’t get to eat a single deviled egg this weekend and I think that’s really fucked up
- I did eat a shit ton of shrimp cocktail though so it wasn’t all bad
- GreGary JD Vance 🤝 Wanted for questioning regarding a suspicious death in Italy
- She’s on the case
- Funko Pops are nerd Precious Moments. Discuss
- I’m glad they weren’t able to add a provision to the SAVES Act to explicitly protect married women’s voting rights. It’s a shitty bill! And unfortunately a lot of cis white people won’t do anything to stop it unless it directly affects them. So let it ✨affect them✨
- 🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
- Let me set the record straight: you’re a piss baby
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- We had such a lovely time chatting with you!
- Oh they named the girl dire wolf Khaleesi? Huh …interesting
- Having the most romantic brunch where we sit in complete silence and text each other about the conversations happening in the booths behind each other
- The aim of FLERB is to develop a framework over BIPO to support complex WUPS scenarios that fall under the PEPIS schema. …this is what my day has been like
- “At dinner we discuss the Beatitudes” I bet tf you do not!
- I’m gonna start a side business called Hoard Funerals where I help people grieve the things they clearly want to get rid of but museums and archives definitely do not want. Options will include: - This isn’t a book burning, it’s a book Viking funeral and - It went to a library upstate
- Every day when I leave my liberal arts university job I am surrounded by a chorus of unlocking Suburus
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- I fear we are not gay enough 😭
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- Well that sounds like an allergy 👀
- This mini SD card was more secure than the war plans
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- Jesus you can’t Schrödinger’s cat your own opinion
- Caught up on White Lotus
- So it’s gonna be one of those days where I’m yelling at people about the Roanoke colony innit
- BuT HoW dO We kNoW wHAt HaPpEneD? *clutches your face* READ A SINGLE NONFICTIONAL SOURCE
- So the IMLS executive order is going to fuck over programs that enable inter-library loans. This is obviously causing a commotion at my university library.
- One genius adjunct business prof’s idea to fix it is to replace the federal funding with subscription-based funding. …if only there were a way to fund things on a national level by voting representatives to pass budgets to appropriate the yearly subscription funds we pay
- If only we had ALREADY VOTED AND APPROPRIATED THESE FUNDS. but hey, if it ain’t broke, burn it down and replace it with another subscription
- Heaven help you if I catch a *whiff* of you being interested in a thing I’ve been trying to get you to watch for years
- Hell yeah
- Every time I fold a piece of paper I’m reminded of a scene from a show or movie that I can’t place. Scene: principal’s office. Bad kid (main character) is sitting, waiting. High school girl walks in with a crisp doctor’s note to excuse absence. BK tells her to fold it to make it look legit.
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View full threadI'm very much a movies person, with it basically being my special interest.
- Which is why we get along ☺️
- It's Catch Me If You Can
- Great memory!
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- AHA!! Ok this makes sense
- Quote from the BK is something to the effect of, “your mom hands you a note to bring to school, what’s the first thing you do with it? …you fold it” And then she wordlessly folds the note
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- Aha! Ok well that’s not helpful, but it is reassuring
- What am I remembering?! My first thought is always Ferris Bueller but he never set foot in the school
- English people online will simultaneously be like “of COURSE everyone puts canned tuna on their jacket potatoes!” and also “ahhh yes, no one else in the world uses sarcasm”
- Hockey is one of the few sports where you can still witness a gentlemanly dual and I think that’s neat
- …I am not as good at trimming my bangs as I thought
- Expense reporting is one of the circles of hell
- We have a whole team of accountants here. Why do I have to answer the riddles three about the correct cost center. I am too dumb for this shit
- My AirPods being asked to connect to my shitty Windows-run work laptop
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- Like coaxing a cat to eat sub-par kibble
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- lol watch out!!! Nude sculptures ahead!!
- “Would you still love me if I was a babushka?”
- The wind had me in full babushka mode
- It’s all been leading to this
- 🚢*FOG HORN SOUND*🛟 NEW EPISODE DAY! Set sail with us on a Voyage on the Great Titanic! #DearAmericaBooks #KidsLit #HistoryPodcast www.ribbonbookclubpod.com/episodes
- Behold: my breakfast
- “Food doesn’t always have to taste good!”
- DEI is in
