The greatest irony, which of course escapes Donny 2 Dolls, is that he watched the Alcatraz movie on PBS - that evil leftie network he wants to eliminate.

"Birdbrain of Alcatraz" 😅😂

Reagan did that as well. He thought the movie, "A Flight of Eagles" was a documentary. He also thought he'd been in Germany at the liberation of Auschwitz instead of in Hollywood, making training films for the military. Reagan had Alzheimer's. TFG has frontotemporal dementia.

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Can we put him in prison and just TELL HIM it's Alctraz? Please? 🥺

"I fucking swear, if I had a nickel for every time Donny described something as “strong and powerful,” I could afford to buy one of those two dolls that we’re allowed to have." 😂 ☠️

Thank god he wasn’t watching Papillon

Other ideas dipshit Donny might have after a night at the movies: Titanic- rebuild doomed ship. Jurassic park- bring back dinosaurs. Star wars - build a death star. Ghostbusters- wants to clear American cities of supernatural forces.

I'm convinced that he thinks Canada owns Greenland and that the USSR still exists...

Birdbrain of Alcatraz....ooo. I like it!

Let's do this one for the Gipper!

Not the first time he's cited movie plots as fact... Won't be the last

He grew up and lived in a 10 sq mile area living mostly in a concrete tower on a giant concrete slab called Manhattan. The only grass he has ever seen is on a golf course. he has no clue about 95% of the world.

Donny Dumbshit must’ve HEARD that Escape From Alcatraz was showing, because there’s no way he was watching PBS!

Wait a minute. tRump saw Escape from Alcatraz on a PBS station?!?!

We need to get him to watch Caddyshack and tell him Mar-a-Lago's got gophers

Let's select next week's movie,for him.Could prove to be productive.

Found this

Don't let him watch 'Escape From New York'

Can we “ please please “ send him there along with his seeer clowns

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It's like all the D students are running the show, including MAGA media.

He also probably thinks that foreign movies come delivered in cans that can be taxed at ports of entry.

You’re the best Jeff.

I swear Jeff gets funnier each day 😂

THIS "no? I didn’t think so. now go take your ‘shared sacrifice’ and fuck it straight the moon, pal."

I'd give a reporter $100 to play the "Jaws" theme at his next presser. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. And yes, I'd rather be bit by a shark than have Donny Two Dolls in the WH. DO IT.

He was watching "Escape from Alcatraz" on a Florida PBS station?!?!? You can't make up this kind of irony!

The Convicted Felon and Rapist is Insane

can we just put him in a cell at Alcatraz as one of the “attractions”?

And that’s how he got elected the first time, stupid people thinking a scripted reality show was reality

Idiot

Y'all remember when he saw The Fast and the Furious and then claimed that Mexicans were leaping the border in supercars?

Chers Étasuniens, avec tout le respect que je vous dois, je vous rappelle que c’est vous qui l’avait élu. Personne ne vous l’avez imposé.

Next the felon will want to make New York City into a prison thanks to this movie…🤣😝

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I’m curious as to how they’re going to expand a prison on a tiny island. I guess they’ll build a US steel platform into SF Bay.

Love that terminology, Birdbrain of Alcatraz! Should be the next one incarcerated there, along with his ‘government’. What will J D Vance do without his eyeliner? Cry like a baby probably.

Makes sense. He chooses his cabinet members from TV.

tRump can't tell the differences between the news & movies! Somebody within his admin need to invoke the 25th amendment before he watches Independence Day.

😦So Dump was watching that old movie &....JFC😆🤦🤷🙄😵‍💫🤕

Movie this Saturday is the great train robbery I believe @pbs is trying to tell us they need help

There's a significant chance he wants to open it just so he can take a tour with "Vickie"

Let's be fair. Most birds are far more intelligent than that fucking mammal. Guy may be a rat, but as rats go, he's dumb as a rock.

Oh my fucking God, I have a TERRIFIC idea. Someone tells Trump that he might get a better idea of prison conditions if he spends a few minutes in a cell. Then, when we lock him in, we steal the fucking key and get the hell out of there! And if it could be solitary confinement.....

wish I could

This falls in the “dream on buddy” bucket.

And here we are a day later and no reporter has asked 2 Dolls Donnie or the Press Liar WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO GET THE $100 million required to open a facility that has been closed for 60 years?

He watched it on Tivo a couple of days ago

little donny the nutter

Now tell this orange dude doesn’t have dementia 🤣

🤣🤣

Irony will be that Trump reopens Alcatraz and gets thrown in there once he's convicted of more crimes. 😂😂

Don't let him watch Face/Off, he might want to have secret oil rig prisons in the middle of the ocean next...

"Birdbrain of Alcatraz" is the funniest thing I've read all day! It's absolutely brilliant!

F*** escaping from alcatraz! I want to put him in it!

Maybee it'll be finished in time for "DONNY TWO DOLLS" AND HIS TREASONOUS MOB to BE THE FIRST INHABITANTS !

Punchable face.

Every accusation is a confession- in his own words: When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be.”

How did so much stupid gather in one small space called the White House?

Whoa! Has he seen the Nicolas Cage Movie "The Rock?"

He’s down for the count.

I’m a gerontologist by training with two degrees in the the field. And I’ve watched a family member pass from Alzheimer’s & I am old enough to remember Reagan’s end days. 47 is so much worse & his family history of dementia is unfortunately catching up to him.

Fuck Trump.

We are going to be in real trouble if he discovers He Man and the Castle Gray Skull.

PERFECT 😍

He just oozes “cruel & unusual.”

Why can’t the stupidity be the final nail? It’s just so embarrassing.

Time to use the 25th amendment.