Jed Alger
Weightlifter | GenX | Leo ♌️ | IT Web Geek | Jokester | Star Wars | Sports junkie | Tacos 🌮 | Caffeine based life form
- Brussels Sprouts are nasty no matter how you cook them. That is all.
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- A sloth
- Yes 👍🏻
- Dominance is in the details.
- This plumber works around the clock. #pun
- At the end of the day all that really matters is that your loved ones are well, and you know that you have tried your best.
- If only my problem solving skills were better than my problem creating skills.
- When your priorities are clear, every 'no' becomes a step toward what matters.
- Life will throw many things at you. Sometimes it’s best to duck and let it hit someone else.
- If she’s still in your life, call your mom, and tell her you love her. #HappyMothersDay to all the moms out there. Mother, step-mother, god-mother, aunt, etc. Enjoy your day and thank you for being you. 💙
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- Watching an interesting documentary “Twitter: Breaking the Bird.” on Max. #Bluesky feels like ‘early Twitter’ to me. I am appreciative of what Twitter was at the time. I am repulsed by what it has become now.
- The next time you are caught in a situation where the person just won’t stop talking, try this method. Ask them, “why is it called a building, when it’s already built?” And as they pause to process an answer, that’s when you make your escape.
- Ever notice that the bigger the coffee mug is, the bigger the smile of the person is. There are no coincidences.
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- If kidnapped what would you post to alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help? “Wow. Decaf coffee is amazing.”
- NAP = Necessary Adult Pause
- You either have that friend or you are that friend.
- Whats the leading cause of dry skin? Towels (Just a little dry humor) #dadjoke #bonusjoke
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- Spread butter not hate.
- I am the type of person who sees a sunset every day, and still be amazed by it.
- May your coffee be stronger than your challenges.
- Might give away a few free samples of my attitude today.
- Humble bragging is a form of self promotion disguised as humility.
- The dryer isn’t the only appliance to shrink clothes. The fridge does too.
- Quite right.
- I like it.
- When the grass is greener on the other side.
- Anyone else that Russian Dolls are just full of themselves?
- It’s amazing how music can conjure up memories.
- Control is a sneaky lie.
- Knowledge is power 😂
- Amen
