look at mister prepper and his one meal planning over here

real

its very easy, I am really surprised you haven't figured it out yet. Just have hotdogs everyday

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empty threat. everyone knows that’s impossible.

Why did the one in parentheses get me to lol so bad?

I eat the same food for weeks at a time. Then I'll tire of it and create another food that I eat for weeks.

Fix big enough meals that can be split into 2 or 3 meals. I just cooked a bagged seasoned pork loin (Smithfield) that took 50 minutes in the oven and will be the protein for 2 dinners and topping for three of my dogs' meals (got to plan her meals, too).

I do retroactive meal planning, which is where after I finish eating some bullshit I look in the fridge and tell myself the great meal I should've cooked.

This is like the cat thinking it's on the verge of figuring out how to operate the can opener.

Humblebrag about the one meal though

It's easy when you doordash just order 14 things

Ooohhh, requesting to be clued in once you find out

My meal Plan- typically 2-4 hrs ahead, I ask my brain… what did we cook the past two days? Then I conceive the evening meal plan.

Get a giant crockpot. Make it full of butter chicken or curry or soup or something. Full to the brim. Eat your fill. Then after the food coma figure out what to do with the rest. Bingo bango. You're a meal prepper.

Holy hell, you know what's next? A line of baby food! Jerry Chen-Gerber creamed squash...😊

If you make a big pot of soup, you can plan on ordering a pizza when you're sick of it.

Society is only 3 meals from chaos. I'm hoping society teaches me this long-term forecasting technique to be able to consider 3x further than today.

With you there Jerry. I'm having crisps and a prawn sandwich for dinner. My doctor did concede that vegetables are not sexy.

I make one meal large enough for two days.. does that count?!

If only meal prep didn't also result in remorse when you take the leftovers but can't bring yourself to eat them again so soon

Meal planner? I barely know her! I'll be leaving now

Having a plan is the first step toward failure.

Boring.

One meal plan is all you really need, according to many neurodivergent folk.

Ha! I'm a one meal person. The rest is grazing.

just make pizza - you can put veggies and meat on it... there's a meal - switch out the meat and veggies... you can plan a whole week like that!

🌟Jerry, I think it's very kind of you to want to cook for all of us🌟

Love you, Ben

😂😂

expand your vision... it will become clear

If I'm reading this it's already over

So, no worries then.

I saw this coming, Jerry...

Campbell soupe should do it! Even women do it as well.

Lol

Unless you also stop posting, I think we’ll have ample warning. 💜

Some knowledge was not meant to be held by mortal minds, Jerry.