James Snell
Node.js Core Contributor, TSC
Cloudflare Principal Engineer, Workers.
#FDJT.
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- Coming soon in @Cloudflare Workers, we will be enabling use of eval only at the top level scope. This means that you'll soon be able to use eval and new Function(str) during the start up of your worker. It'll still be disabled within requests. Hat tip to @yagiznizipli.com who landed the PR today.
- You ever notice how absurdly polymorphic the node:fs read API is? It's truly awful.
- So you're saying we should add an `{ encoding: 'json' }` variant, right?
- I think maybe adding a few more optional arguments would be awesome lol
- Why do billionaires need a tax cut when we have so many examples of billionaires not paying taxes?
- Glasses wearers - I’ve just got glasses for the first time. I’m walking down the street and something about the glasses makes me feel about a foot shorter. Changes in the height of the floor are much harder to judge and it feels like the lamp posts are bending like they’ve been rendered weirdly 1/2
- Will I just get used to this or is my prescription wrong or is this just how glasses is? 2/2
- You'll get used to it
- Same.
- Well, security risk at least. I doubt anyone is even the least bit worried about any form of intelligence from this administration.
- Exactly the same message that electing a convicted criminal to be the president sends.
- So to summarize. The Annoying Orange gets a new $400 million plane while you're stuck with expensive eggs, looming supply shortages, etc. But hey, you get what you voted for.
- Today's word of the day is: Emoluments Let's use it in a sentence: The orange ass hat is violating the Emoluments clause of the US Constitution.
