Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔♂️✅
An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
- Why are they called the Cleveland Cavaliers and not the steamers?
- Want to wish people well, but also there's nothing funnier than the delusion of acting like a famous YouTuber but with only like 10 subs.
- [habit of going to bird site] [see terrible people and content] [Remember there's here] [come back here] Rinse and repeat.
- What a headline
- Big day for people called Sun
- Everyone is a comedian but not everyone has enough depression to make them funny.
- Thursday
- Wednesday
- Muted #Metgala. Tbh if it's your jam, then fine. Enjoy it.
- Remember saying this over a decade ago and got ridiculed.
- Blimey. The way you keep banging on about today's date, you're really Forcing it.
- I can't legally vote, but doesn't stop me voting in my head.
- Have bought a four-pack of a hazy IPA and I'm giddier than any other time I've bought a four-pack. In fact, I think I've never bought a four-pack. Six/slab(create) or nothing.
- Might treat myself to be a beer tonight given I haven't drank alcohol in a few months (mainly baby and finally getting paid again).
- Ok but when's it gonna be pay (day)?
- In other words: We're all queens 💅🏻
- Guess what 4 hours sleep and a pint of coffee
- Something I thought I'd never say: starting to enjoy the NBA
