Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️
Cemetery Explorer and Dolly Parton enthusiast
- Fun fact: Haus labs foundation is pretty much the same formula as the Armani Forever Glow foundation with fuller coverage and costs about $20 less.
- One thing about me is that when I shop at Trader Joe’s, everyone else in the store at the same time as me is my enemy.
- Honestly haven’t seen so many Chicagoans be as united and hyped up like this since the Cubs won the World Series. I think now is the perfect time to enact a military invasion of Wisconsin.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Being from Chicago trumps being American. This is the Chicago pope. I consider the matter settled.
- The first edict from the Chicago born pope is banning ketchup on hot dogs in the Vatican.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
- Why is it always, “You’re so funny, Jacleen! You should write or do standup!” And never, “You’re so funny, Jacleen! Here’s 500 dollars for lighting up my life!”?
- Happy May 🫤
- Rabbit Rabbit
- First day of RTO
- This is exactly why I keep my Facebook account open
- Sorry in advance Jesus, for how unholy I will act while eating deviled eggs on your resurrection day.
- Why is Jon Hamm pissing so much in his new show? How is this helping the plot?
- I’m not afraid of failure, because I fail at pretty much everything. However, I would like to get a restraining order against failure because I think that bitch is stalking me.
- Me: opens front door My dog who has wanted for nothing in her life with me:
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Holly Golightly - Hold Me Baby [UK, Rock & Roll, Rhythm & Blues, Garage Rock] (1994) redd.it/1jqut24 youtu.be/H8WpsuhQEv8
- Don’t worry anyone! The psychic lady that popped on in my FYP said that the bad times will be over soon and that you should get back together with your ex!
- Nothing like logging off after a difficult work day and then watching your dog puke on your carpet.
- Had a therapy session this morning which was just me crying for the entire hour so things are pretty great 👍
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Straight down seems bad
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️It's poetry that racist Strom Thurman's filibuster record to stop the Civil Rights Act was broken by a black man in the Senate. Condolences in Hell, Strom.
- Rabbit Rabbit
- I have a high threshold for disappointment because I was raised in a Pepsi family.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Σωτήρης Κοματσιούλης (Sotiris Komatsioulis) - Σαν Τον Άνεμο (Like The Wind) [Greece, Psychedelic Garage Rock] (1972) redd.it/1j1uvei youtu.be/IQa7ZeHsG6A
- Have any people here actually tried the Woosh beauty full face makeup kit? It looks like it would be good for when I go into the office. I tried the Luminess one and wasn’t impressed.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Les Emeraudes - Trois filles sur la route [France, yeye] (1965) redd.it/1j7m8a7 youtu.be/RcWSD8z4pbI
- I went to the Iggy Pop show and it was great! At least I think so? I couldn’t see but he sounded very good!
- If adhd meds are so addictive then how come I forgot to take mine for nearly a month?
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- I would have done it better than Anna Delvey if my doctor would just let me have 60 mg of Vyvanse.
- We are now normalizing financing our groceries. This isn’t how it’s supposed to work. This is insanity. How much worse does it need to get before we realize we are all getting screwed?
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️it called fashion sweaty
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- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Fancymonger [FAN-see-mong-gur] (n.) - A lovemonger; a whimsical lover. - A dealer in tricks of imagination. - A deceiver who tricks people into giving them money.
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- I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS WALKING IN A CEMETERY BEING INTERVIEWED BY REESE WITHERSPOON AND THEN SHE ASKED TO SEE MY CEMETERY IG ACCOUNT AND WHEN I PULLED IT UP ON MY PHONE TO SHOW HER, IT HAD BEEN HACKED AND TURNED INTO A WALTON GOGGINS FAN ACCOUNT
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- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️You can be sure RFK Jr. is “looking at” this vaccine.
- I really need to get more involved in my community. I have been so isolated since Covid and it’s starting to even affect a super introvert like me.
- So my job from the basement flood is unpacking, washing, and repacking my Yiayia’s China collection. Several hundred pieces. I’m about to drive to the cemetery to give this lady a piece of my mind. I don’t care if she’s dead! She’s hearing it.
- My basement flooded so we are cleaning up and I found some old gems in picture books. Last day of 8th grade. All of my friends and I planned to wear backless tie tanks since we couldn’t get suspended on the last day and guess who was the only one who did it? So not women supporting women.
- Also happy international women’s day to the guy that interrupted my last live lecture with a correction on information that I had sourced directly from the Smithsonian with his incorrect information that sent me an unsolicited message on Facebook to vote for a pic he submitted for a contest today!
- For this International Woman’s Day, I’m asking every man I know to send $10 to my Venmo account @ Jacleen-Christina to make up for inequity. It’s $20 if you’ve dated me.
- Why does my dog always look like she’s contemplating declaring bankruptcy?
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
- Was having a bad body image day and then the top photo popped up in my Snapchat memories from 2017. Progress is progress.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Important: Union organizing guide www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqF...
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Sorry but I’m with @samsteindc.bsky.social. This isn’t “in response” to the Oval meeting. They had all of this pre-planned and ready to roll out. Trump and Vance instigated the Oval confrontation to justify it.
- New post today!
- Every morning I show Luna a picture of Kukla and whisper in her ear, “you will never be her.”
- Legitimately have woken up every single day this year with a new piece of personally devastating news. I’m really beginning to think someone cursed me at this point. I’m trying to be positive and see the good in every day, but Jesus Christ, it’s been a lot.
- With a mortar launcher. Because that’s it’s own sentence. It’s an incomplete sentence but it could have nothing to do with the one before that.
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- I feel like a dangerous wild animal could sense that I am pure of heart and would totally be chill with me.
- Sometimes I fear that by accepting that she died, it means the better person I was when we became friends is dead too.
- Watching a movie with your boomer father
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things
- Me: has horrible acid reflux and a hiatal hernia Also : pops a handful of cherry tomatoes in my mouth at 9 pm. I am, how do you say? come si dice? An idiot.
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️Tired: Goat yoga. Wired: Opossum yoga. Yes, you read that correctly. Yoga with friendly opossums is an actual thing in Indiana. Check out the photos for a small dose of joy. ‘Poses with ‘Possums’ offers chance to move, connect with nature and raise awareness www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/21/p...
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️"The corporate revolution will collapse if we refuse to buy what they're selling: their ideas, their notion of inevitability. We may be many & they be few but they need us more than we need them. Another world is not only possible, she's on her way. I can hear her breathing.” - Arundhati Roy
- I created a substack for my cemetery musings. It’s free to subscribe to and the first newsletter is out midwestgravegal.substack.com/p/i-would-do...
- This is the content I’m here for
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️They're both peeing on each other and eating McDonald's right now
- Reposted by Jacleen idk 🤷🏻♀️every single Republican in Congress is a massive cuck, never seen anything like this. we are in a constitutional crisis because these people are far more pathetic than the founding fathers could have ever imagined
- If you want to gain the trust of boomers, make sure you say stuff like, “Man I wish I could get paid for being wrong at work like the weatherman!” Trust me, they eat that up like candy.
- The cruelty is the point and it grew strong and was fed by the greed of the few
- And of course they denied after receiving my prior authorization. UHC out here doing the most to be a Bond villain.
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- Just giving you all a heads up that I do not have the mental or emotional capacity to take phone calls right now. It’s nothing personal. I just need time.
