- Occurred to me last night that if CASABLANCA were happening in modern times Victor Laszlo would be texting three times a week to ask if we'd seen his strongly worded op-ed in the NYT and asking us again for just $27 to help beat back global fascism
- Anyway big shout out to Peter Lorre as Ugarte, the actual hero of the movie, who everyone detests and who gets killed for his trouble fifteen minutes in