Ivan Hernandez
Writer and podcaster somehow
ivanhernandezonline dot com
- if you are a literary agent and the section of your form rejection in which you plug your podcast is longer than the rest of the email? Maybe reconsider!!
- incredible, did not think i would long for the time of them being owned by a stupid pachinko company
- Following City of the Wolves massively flopping, the SNK CEO will transition to an advisory role www.resetera.com/threads/11...
- if i get flipped over onto my back i can right myself in about twenty minutes
- i think it would be nice if a woman put me in a terrarium and fed me pellets
- oi guv innit
- burnt an orange rosemary almond cake but then, inspiration!!! orange rosemary almond cake bread pudding
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezThe way we were treated at Delaney Hall is almost unbelievable. ICE shoved me, manhandled @repbonnie.bsky.social, and arrested Mayor Baraka. They disrespected us and tried to stop us from conducting the oversight we’re elected to do. But we’ll never back down in our fight for what is right.
- today in cooking: parmesan rosemary risotto, kale, shrimp scampi
- how many second city classes has the chicago pope taken
- they made the new pope american because they’re giving him a gun
- as a former catholic, congratulations to my nemesis the new pope
- you asked chatgpt? wow well i asked the light of curiosity within my mind
- andor continues to be such good stuff, great way to send off the franchise before it turns into a permanent hose of dave filoni cartoon bullshit, and this frame? this frame may be the most i've laughed at star wars
- grand theft auto vi is pushing the envelope of big booty latina technology
- despite my hatred of medicine and the medical field we watched a show about medicine and the medical field
- when genre labels get too specific it turns farcical like why would you call Expedition 33 a JRPG just because it's turn-based it is the most French game since Rayman it is an FRPG but no one will bear the francophone cross
- searing indictment of misogyny that i have not seen anyone ask if 100 WOMEN could defeat a gorilla (the gorilla is also a woman)
- made a honey rosemary cornbread the other day that was? excellent
- Reposted by Ivan Hernandez[Not loaded yet]
- hey man don’t bogart the rhydo
- when you see one of these mfs? you’re about to have a good time!!!
- the console price increases are so wild like this is the point in the lifecycle where they're supposed to get price cuts in the face of updated pro models and the upcoming generation of systems, there have been a dozen once in a lifetime crises fit into five years we're in the cool zone baby
- genuinely the most french non-ubisoft game i have ever played, also of all the enemies in the game the only ones whose attack patterns i have completely internalized are these goddamn fucking mimes
- Weapons trailer looks great, based entirely on my own knowledge of basic story-telling techniques and the prominent exhibit about whales in the classroom scenes and the black goo i'm guessing the twist is aliens using high frequency signals to weaponize children. i see black goo, that's aliens baby
- an unranked list of favorite turn-based tactical strategy games: XCOM Into the Breach Fire Emblem: Three Houses + Awakening Disgaea FF Tactics Midnight Suns Shadowrun Returns Gears Tactics Mario+Rabbids Ogre Battle Unicorn Overlord on my TO PLAY list: SMT: Devil Survivor Valkyria Front Mission
- the modern XCOMs are in my absolute top ten, some of the best turn-based tactical strategy games ever made, if you have not played them here is an excellent opportunity
- latinos... in... SPAAAAAAACE
- Coogler! Has! The juice!!!
- Clair Obscur update: lots of fun, v charming (Monoco!!! My guy!!!), finally realized enemy attacks work on a sound effect not the animation and they need to increase the window for blocks/parries, also if you’re a 3rd person rpg and want to stick platforming sequences in your game? don’t!!!
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezNEW: A federal judge raised alarm Friday that the Trump administration appeared to have deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras with "no meaningful process" — even as her father was fighting to keep her in the country. Details w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
- tonight in cooking: sous vide filet mignon, sautéed kale, melting potatoes, blue cheese sauce
- going to try and beat clair obscur before my game pass sub runs out (girl the boycott) and it it SO french like i almost got wiped by an evil mime in the first hour, great stuff
- it's important to pee before and after you have sex or record a podcast
- eh, i'll just get a switch 2 during the looting
- Andor rules of course baguettes up for big tony gilroy
- seems... bad!
- It's a high bar, but this from @radleybalko.bsky.social might be one of the most fucked up things I've read in the new Trump era. For context, this TX lawyer had just had an informal conversation with a family caught up in ICE raids. Seriously. Read this. radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezThe "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated
- i’m da pope i absolve-a da sins i grant-a da indulgenceseses
- unfortunately i have found myself in a The Santa Clause situation regarding the papacy
- and as always, a special 420 to the kingdom hearts goofy smoking a joint on haight street (not my photo nor arm nor shorts)
- great game! somehow relaxing despite the constant explosive detonations, would love a sequel with bigger ships and modding, one of the few original games where licensed DLC would be extremely good stuff like i want to cut up an x-wing or the defiant so bad
- hate the prequel era aesthetics but love any and all licensed tactical strategy games, every franchise should have a turn-based tactical strategy title
- click click click click click
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezSpeaking now from El Salvador, Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) says he was denied access to Kilmar Abrego Garcia by El Salvador leaders. And was denied a phone call to him Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezI’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.
- bg3 final patch day!!!! thank you @larianstudios.com for Karlach in general and this shot specifically
- i need all of you to stop posting numbers and white people
- Reposted by Ivan HernandezThe Trump admin has just detained Mohsen Mahdawi, who: –has green card –was Columbia Buddhist club president –saw his best friend shot & killed by Israeli soldier –said "we are against antisemitism because antisemitism is a form of injustice, and injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"
- theatre ushers were talking about chicken jockey like something they saw during The War
- as a neurodivergent person, whenever somebody uses autism as an excuse for their behavior i know they're faking because a real autistic person would be trying to figure out what's making that noise (kitchen appliance that was turned off but plugged in)
