Matt
Not on the rug, man
- Tingle in my rizzle from a can of java cream Hollywood hum in my caffeine dream Sprawl town bounce with a SoCal beat Got a bean-fueled bongo in my LA seat
- JOLENE, a canned cold brew from Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis and ‘Survivor’ contestant Shane Powers, will be carried at Live Nation amphitheaters www.stereogum.com/2307623/red-...
- Man, Leo wasted no time
- If only someone could have foreseen the Cubs bullpen being bad
- Love trying to find the Cubs game and trying to find which of the 47 streaming services it’s on
- We need to shut down the Colorado Rockies until we figure out what the hell is going on
- @pointlessexercise.com do you think Taylor McGregor is mad that Rosenthal is getting to interview Horton’s parents
- DANSBY
- “Traditionalist going back to 2002” I say as I criticize a two thousand year old institution
- Reposted by MattGenerative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
- Nicene Creed going to be amended to include Frank Thomas and Ted Lyons
- I hereby absolve Shoeless Joe for any part he may have played in the Black Sox scandal. His stats show he did not throw the series. May he be inducted into Cooperstown now. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
- Oh my god oh my god oh my god
- Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
- Alright, I gotta admit, Chicago pope is much more fun than pope Pizzaballa
- We have a winner
- Reposted by MattThe last Leo, Leo XIII, was born in 1810. In 1896 he was persuaded to allow a film camera into the Vatican. He is the oldest (or, the earliest born) human being ever caught on film.
- I like to think the new pope knows this commercial
- Steve Albini is going to be canonized
- Reposted by Matt[Not loaded yet]
- Alright, he’s pissing off the right people already
- That’s now two consecutive popes who hate JD Vance’s guts
- The pope calls it Sears Tower, not Willis Tower
- Reposted by MattThe cardinals went into conclave and in three votes said "yeah let's pick an American who publicly hates Trump and Vance." This is unbelievable.
- Placing the St Louis Cardinals under interdict
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- New pope to announce changes to the Eucharist
- Reposted by MattAn old X post from the new Pope is making the rounds:
- I can’t help but wonder if his election was at least partially a reaction to Trump
- Hell yeah
- He’s spent his life ministering to the downtrodden, he’s probably a Sox fan
- Reposted by MattTHIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE
- Whoooaaaa
- Reposted by MattA new pope has been chosen. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.
- Reposted by MattUPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
- I like how the Vatican has a marching band for some reason
- Reposted by Matt[Not loaded yet]
- Remember, make sure you find the genuine pope
- Yes the Cubs’ two best pitchers are injured, but have you considered their payroll flexibility
- Shota Imanaga’s Hamstring Strain Magnifies Cubs’ Other Rotation Losses blogs.fangraphs.com/shota-imanag...
- The Cubs are 22-16, but just lost 2 of 3 to the Giants, a good team. Are the Cubs good? The needle moves to “yes, but that bullpen is a bit of a problem.”
- “Black Smoke Over the Vatican” is an underrated Danzig album
- PCA definitely has that Javy Baez-like chaotic good energy
