J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
- Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
- Find your Cody.
- I kinda wanna demand that Bezos send me the penny so I can frame it.
- Daily reminder about my #giveaway. Do you like isekai? Slice-of-life? Small-scale fantasy? Like inclusive worlds and food porn? Want to read such a book for free? REPOST the below for a chance at free copy! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks #kindlebooks #kindlegiveaway
- I'm doing a #giveaway! One person who reposts this will receive a free Kindle version of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Winner will be randomly selected on 5/17/25. A small-scale fantasy tale of friendship, family, festivals, & Fables! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- Don't go through life trying to convince everyone that you're the smartest guy in the room. Instead, ACT in a manner so as they won't believe that you're the dumbest.
- Okay, so a question to self-pub people who follow me: Am I doing this wrong? Like I'm on day three of promoting my giveaway, & and I've gotten several likes, but not a single repost, which is the thing I specifically asked people to do to enter. I'm not even asking people to follow me.
- I'm doing a #giveaway! One person who reposts this will receive a free Kindle version of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Winner will be randomly selected on 5/17/25. A small-scale fantasy tale of friendship, family, festivals, & Fables! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻I hate to say it, but getting a stable, boring job with good healthcare and benefits is worth it. Get a job that requires nothing from you outside the 40 hrs. Enjoy the rest of your life.
- Daily reminder that I'm doing a #giveaway and one randomly selected person will win a free Kindle copy of Tales of a Stranger Sister. [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks #kindlebooks To enter, just REPOST this post below 👇
- I'm doing a #giveaway! One person who reposts this will receive a free Kindle version of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Winner will be randomly selected on 5/17/25. A small-scale fantasy tale of friendship, family, festivals, & Fables! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- I'm not so old as I can't remember the time whey I didn't have the kind of disposable income I have now. If I wanted something & couldn't afford it, I either a) went without it or b) saved money until I could. Like, this isn't some unsolvable dilemma folks.
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- A happy Mother's day to all the great moms out there. However, let us recognize, for the 54th year running, the baddest mother of them all. youtu.be/pFlsufZj9Fg?...
- You still have 6 days to enter my #giveaway for a free digital copy of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Just repost the below and you're entered. [📚💙] [📚🪐] #booksky #writersky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- I'm doing a #giveaway! One person who reposts this will receive a free Kindle version of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Winner will be randomly selected on 5/17/25. A small-scale fantasy tale of friendship, family, festivals, & Fables! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- Our wedding march was the theme to "Haibane Renmei". Our first dance was @freezepopband.bsky.social 's "Plastic Stars." We had a projection screen and full instrument setup for people to play Rock Band 2.
- New Post! Your chance to win a free Kindle copy of my debut novel! No Purchase Necessary! www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/05/11/g...
- I'm doing a #giveaway! One person who reposts this will receive a free Kindle version of Tales of a Stranger Sister. Winner will be randomly selected on 5/17/25. A small-scale fantasy tale of friendship, family, festivals, & Fables! [📚🪐] [📚💙] #writersky #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks
- This vid by @adamconover.net starts off about MAGA, but it really puts into focus about how group chats have made group collaboration & community building actually harder and more toxic for all of us. A great watch. youtu.be/3_PKKUFxRyk?...
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- Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻My Writer's Dream is to someday be successful enough I don't have to grab each individual person by the shoulders and scream, "BUY MY BOOKS!" into their face to get them to buy my books. What's yours?
- Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
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- New Post! New Website Content! Same Guy writing both! www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/05/10/n... #writersky #booksky #Indieauthor
- If you see this, share your "entrance theme" 🔥👤🔥: youtu.be/BcsfftwLUf0?...
- I try not to spam-shill every day, but I also know that no one will promote my passion works for me. If you know anyone who might enjoy this kind of story, you'd do me a solid by at least letting them know it exist. Thanks.
- We're only 1/3 of the way through May, so if you haven't checked out these bundles yet, there's still time. Please, give 'em a look.
- Or a sitcom on a prestige network. Starring an A-list movie actor from 10-20 years ago.
- Honestly, I was totes not expecting Pope Popey McPopeface I, but 2025 just keeps bringing forth the surprises. (No, not really.)
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- Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻h/t to Todd Alcott
- Just two totes het dudes looking under each other's clothes for... Reasons. Also, "penetra-vision."
- I don’t have much for keys in box 33, so today’s random #comic is the first appearance of Ultra Boy
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- I'm quote-posting this now before I go to sleep so my awesome spouse sees it while they're drinking their coffee. #anticipation
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- I set time aside every day, usually after dinner (which includes a show my spouse and I choose to watch as we eat.) I try to write SOMETHING every day, whether current WIP, website content, blog, etc.) I try to wrap up by 8:30 so I have wind down time before bed. Also, wknd writing dates w/ spouse.
- How do you actually get yourself to write? Do you have a set time that you work? Do you turn on white noise or an album? Etc. #WritingPrompt
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- 🔘 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
- Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
- My awesome spouse will definitely appreciate this one.