bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...meanwhile, here’s what our current mayor is up to
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/s...I'm neither a fan nor a hater of Bill de Blah de Blah, but I will say that exuding "magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie" is an excellent way to go through life if you can manage it.
"Hey there, fellas!"
"Fuck you!"
"Haha, all right!" [finger guns]
* Neither a fan nor a hater by NYC mayor standards, I mean. I am aware that you're legally not even allowed on the primary ballot unless you've raped puppies to help get an orphanage demolished to make room for an Apple store.
It’s the “savoring every word” that gets me 😂
Meanwhile, they're just out here knifing Cuomo relentlessly. Good
tbf if the onion had published that about me i would never let anyone forget it
It happened to me: A few years ago I stood behind him in line at the Park Slope sandwich shop and he recommended that sandwich and it was good
He literally encounters every day how his petty stubbornness undermined his actually popular, meaningful policy, and takes away the exact WRONG lessons from it.
And the same blase attitude that Obama has about everything turning to shit. Infuriating how little they all care. Pass the ice cream!
"possibly unreciprocated camaraderie" left me in awe. S-tier writing.
Honestly at this stage, I think de blasio would have a decent shot if he just ran a self aware campaign with that as the slogan. Go after the meme irony vote.
“A spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie” is de Blasio’s entire vibe
When I hear De Blasio, I always go back to the NYC police making veiled threats against his daughter when he tried to cut their budget. Fracking cops are all cowards.
He was my councilman when I lived in Kensington and he's the best argument against term limits. He was good at councilman stuff and could have served effectively for like 4-5 terms but he was out of terms after 2. Good guy, should never have been mayor and maybe never would have been absent limits.
You know you have done well for yourself when a headline from the Onion accurately represents your life’s work.
limited to my outside perspective i thought deblasio was pretty darn good was never sure why ppl hated him
Not a fan going back to his school board days. Never voted for him, never will.
bro is still working up a light sweat on the elliptical for 45 minutes at the Prospect Park Y at 9:30 every morning just like he was a decade ago, probably still doing “working” dinners at bar toto too. i got priced out of that life, it was nice for a while though
Yes, yes, I like Bill, but I'm weirded out at cutting out egg yolk and then adding cheddar & ham!
Savoring his legacy as the least-worst mayor of NYC in the last few decades...
If he entered the primary he’d win in a landslide
I think I might have found what is wrong with America. What in the name of all things holy is scrambled egg white?
Haha. I misunderstood at first and read the excerpt thinking it was from the Onion until I got to the end. I’m still not 100% sure if this is satire though? The article is behind a pay wall. Is this really real?
To be fair, de blasio seriously sucks shit
Simply gorgeous
Iced espressos are disgusting
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egg whites with cheddar and ham
yeah, dude, yolk is definitely what's fucking up your cholesterol
deBlasio is such a turd.
Given how we eat his pizza did he use a knife and fork for this sandwich?
When life imitates Onion referencing Onion.
