I'm a puppy who sometimes secretly meows
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Pathetic is a compliment if you are woke enough
The attack helicopter to pathetic puppygirl pipeline
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Toasters are still flammable
Also my hands hurt
Getting called an international flight risk is gender affirming for some reason
I wanna bark, but society is in the way
The feminine urge to dissappear and become a forest demon haunting transphobes
Sometimes I annoy people in hopes of being called a bitch
Gender and species validation at the same time
If flat is justice, why am I considered a criminal?
The reason I have back problems is because I was cursed to be born with a human spine
Having to be bipedal is unfair
I have been sleeping curled up since I was 6
Always envied cats and foxes in that regard
Now I'm basically an animal
Also I have back problems
I wanna be more trans
like I am already a trans girl
but i need to become even more trans
Getting chipped in a cyberpunk dystopia is so cool
like finally a word where vets don't refuse to put a chip in my neck
Getting a presidential pardon is the cis version of being called a good girl
Beign an unathletic boy, and being sent to get the balls that went off the field as a child definitely was the start of my puppygirl awakening
literally being told to fetch balls for the stronger kids
Praying to dog more often than I pray to god
I'm actually a fallen angel
Got kicked out of heaven for being too cringe
