I don’t want a new Secretary of Defense. I want a new administration. And I want the old one held to account by it for all of the unnecessary chaos and destruction.

Honey Boo Boo declined the job, so the search continues...

Trump’s current front-runners for SecDef are Mark Harmon’s character from NCIS reruns, Colonel Sanders, a Mar-a-lago gardener who wore camo cargo shorts once, and an AI-generated image of his face on Rambo’s body.

Don’t they own a OUIJA Board? It’d be so much more likely to generate a positive outcome.

😅🤣😂

Pessimistic view maybe but I no longer believe anything morally just will ever happen to any of them.

Well, Trump named himself the head of the Kennedy Center, I'm sure he'll name himself the Secretary of Defense as well....

If the White House staffers accidentally turn on TV Land instead of Fox News, we might be looking at Secretary Klink.

Andrew Tate is looking for work

😏 Under the #tRUmp 🤡 bus 🚌 💥 you go 🤬 #PeteHegseth 🥴 🥃 👀 #SignalGate

Which Fox host is next in line?

Sec Def Ainsley Earhart

Jesse waters? Lol

Steve Doocey's moment has finally come.

This might be too out there but stay with me. What if he picked someone who spent his or her whole career in the military? Maybe a General.

Why waste everyone's time? The next one won't be better but might be totally nuts, like Michael Flynn, for example.

Has anyone seen the Pillow Guy lately?

I bet you they don't. They would have found a friend in the ranks and have him fill in until they find someone and never do. Meanwhile, the temp does way more harm.

Will it be longer than negotiating tariff?

I bet the next Secretary of Defense will be from QVC.

I’m sure the White House is doing their best to find someone even worse than Hegseth.

“Get me General Tso!”

I hear Captain Crunch is a leading candidate.

Is Mike Flynn available?

Bukele is probably interviewing…