The Ghost of Will Rogers
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
- "Noah must have taken into the ark two taxes, one male, one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to Guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. "
- I'm glad so many members of Congress have rushed to impeach the most blatantly felonious president in our history for this latest, worst, most colossal display of corruption from any president at any time, ever.... What? None? Really? Not an honest man or woman in the bunch? This does not bode well.
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- "Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word."
- Honestly, how can Republicans put this moron forward as their 'best and brightest' and not die of embarrassment? How stupid does that make the rest of them?
- "We are always saying: Let the law take its course. But what we really mean is: Let the law take OUR course.
- "If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? "
- I swear it's got so that I can't hear myself think over the sound of all our WWII veterans spinning in their graves.
- "A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. "
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- "The theater is a great equalizer. It is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich."
- "Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you. It will put you out of work. "
- "I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."
- "The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood. "
- "The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. "
- "I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it."
- "People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth."
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- This too shall pass. But I'm not going to forget where the Trump signs stood, which poles flew a traitors red flag. As the poet so aptly put it "When people show you who they are, believe them the 1st time."
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- "It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
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- "I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top."
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- "It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans."
- "There are two types of larceny, Petty and Grand.They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness."
- It too often goes unmentioned that the United States gave Ukraine a guarantee of territorial defense in exchange for giving up its nuclear arsenal. A GUARANTEE. So when Trump tries to pretend he's negotiating, what he's doing is welching on a deal. America's word is now garbage, worthless.
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- "Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstained that ever lived that long."
- "People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. "
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- Reposted by The Ghost of Will RogersWearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.
- "I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling, then the world will have peace.
- "Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?"
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- "Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers."
