Doctor: How are you feeling, any problems?
Me: Right as rain.
Doctor into tape recorder: Patient claims to identify as a meteorological event. Possible dissociative episode, immediate psychiatric hold required. Confiscate umbrella.
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#neisvoidDoctor: So how are you feeling any problems?
Me: Fit as a fiddle
Doctor into tape recorder: Patients seems to be under delusions that he is some kind of musical instrument recommend 72 hour involuntary psychiatric hold with heavy sedation
