- The emus are performing arcane summoning rituals in the backyard again. (This seems particularly appropriate to share today, in response to @tkingfisher.com's recent D&D emu adventures)May 6, 2025 16:46
- Emu's be all like
- I really wish I knew what they were thinking.
- Fire eating emus (name of my next video game) (wait a minute…that would be fun actually).
- DINOSAUR SUMMONING RITUALS
- Looks like they're trying to intimidate the fire.
- Seems like everyone who has emus names (at least) one "Dontdoit."
- Anyone end up with singed eyebrows?
- Muppets
- They'd better be careful; they look as flammable as a kerosene-soaked muppet.
- They're pretending to be on fire. Immolation emulation.
- I had a Snapple at work today and the fact under the cap said Emus can't walk backwards.
- absolute noodles
