Those of you who will smugly say in response "Aah, but piss?", no! Turns out people who piss themselves are more likely to walk of shame that shit home, or ask for a bag. Humans!

"Drugs?" Yes, but usually in conjunction with or causing One. "Fire?" Again, see Two.

Basically if a Hoodie is free next to a toilet, at least one of those things has happened to it, maybe even two!