Flushes 🧻
The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B. Post a "flush" while you're in the bathroom! Powered by the AT Protocol.
🚽 Flush here: https://flushes.app
🪠 For clogs: @plumber.flushes.app
Created by @atpota.to
- AssView > AppView
- STAKEHOLDER UPDATE Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy Attn: Flushers Community Please read at your earliest convenience.
- ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS: Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Flushes proudly congratulates @goose.art on achieving Mile High Flush status. Their successful engagement with our decentralized bathroom solutions at cruising altitude demonstrates our corporate commitment to accessible bathroom technology regardless of vertical elevation.
- Mar 20, 2025 FLUSHER RECOGNITION: Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology. Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume” me: “i was decentralizing a toilet”
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻
- Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!
- sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻you’ll be hearing from our lawyers
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻You've heard of Big Pharma, Big Data, and Big Oil; but now we have Big Toilet.
- do not, i repeat, DO NOT flush the decentralized toilet if you don’t want your bathroom data to be trained on by LLMs… i *am* scraping all of that @flushes.app data and building a Large Lavatory Model
- our bathroom is an all gender bathroom btw, deal with it
- PSA: THE FEDS ARE WATCHING YOU FLUSH 🚨
- i hate to be the bearer of bad news everyone, but your @flushes.app data is 100% public and the NSA is likely watching you on the toilet… i should have made this more clear
- We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽 Here's what's new... 💩 Emoji Usage on stats page 3️⃣ Third-party PDS support 🔎 Search + login autocomplete 🪪 DID support in URLs + search ⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored. flushes.app
- Happy weekend Flushers! We've got some exciting updates for you... The official Apple Shortcut is live! Use it to post flushes faster or hook it up to an NFC sticker in your bathroom for automatic flushing. 📲 Download here: flushes.app/shortcut We also have a fun new typeface/look! 🚽
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻hello
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻to flush a toilet one must first invent a flushing protocol
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻the @flushes.app stats page got an update — you can now see how many flushers are in the community + track important business metrics™ like MAFs and DAFs (monthly & daily active flushers) flushes.app/stats
- good morning flushers! exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember! our new url is flushes.app 🌐 the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
- good morning flushers! exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember! our new url is flushes.app 🌐 the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
- Reposted by Flushes 🧻y'all gotta get on @flushing.im it's the new wave of the future flushing.im
- for all the new folks joining us, here’s the blog post that was the genesis of our burgeoning community of flushers 🚽
- if @sxsw.com's event planner needs a hookup on some decentralized toilets for their events, hmu
- here’s the video clip from @sxsw.com in which @mmasnick.bsky.social tells @jay.bsky.team about the silly app i made over the weekend called @flushing.im i am both *thrilled* by the acknowledgement & a little embarassed that it’s for something i made as part of an elaborate bit 💀
- 😳 i hope @plumber.flushing.im is ready for the influx in flushes about to hit the toilet
- we’re aware of the issue with the lock on the bathroom door… if you leave the bathroom but come back after a few hours, the door gets locked and you’re required to log in and out again, we will be installing a new lock soon to prevent this from happening 🔓
- we had a few pipe leaks today, but @plumber.flushing.im seems to have fixed everything... and he installed a better light switch while he was here, so you can flush in the dark! 🌛 as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit give it a try: flushing.im
