Bro my Caves of Qud character forgets important information while I'm still playing. The dude went into a a subterranean lair and got smacked by a tentacle monster so hard he forgot what the previous floor looked like.
this is any game once you hit 40, trust me
When the bros are out on pogo sticks while you're stuck inside doing stretches for your bad back
Every couple years I remind myself Assault Android Cactus exists and give it a play, and it somehow gets better every time
"Targeted harrassment" implies you have to declare who you're harrassing before I decide to play a counterspell
Dude I wish I could live in the Caves of Qud universe instead. I would just chill in my home village accepted for my gender and form, eventually get bored or curious enough to step outside its borders, and instantly get stoned to death by baboons. This is what living should be like.
Good boy spotted (sphinx hawk I think?)
MTG secret lair where its just regular plainswalkers but the art replaces them with the muppets
