When the bros are out on pogo sticks while you're stuck inside doing stretches for your bad back
Every couple years I remind myself Assault Android Cactus exists and give it a play, and it somehow gets better every time
"Targeted harrassment" implies you have to declare who you're harrassing before I decide to play a counterspell
Dude I wish I could live in the Caves of Qud universe instead. I would just chill in my home village accepted for my gender and form, eventually get bored or curious enough to step outside its borders, and instantly get stoned to death by baboons. This is what living should be like.
Good boy spotted (sphinx hawk I think?)
MTG secret lair where its just regular plainswalkers but the art replaces them with the muppets
Update: Blobby the Great is now the first character to ascend the spindle and beat Caves of Qud.
I'm so glad I kept going on normal mode. The ending is infused with so much meaning from the 100s of characters that died in absurd ways to get there. Wishing I could ramble about it without spoiling.
