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- elon being repeatedly defeated by the expensive autocorrect he paid for is the funniest thing to come out of AI
- bro got outsmarted by a math problem
- I've been sorta theory crafting a "Universes Beyond: Elder Scrolls" set
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View full threadso uh, in what situation can you tap for 100 and NEED that extra turn to secure a win?
- funny
- Ithelia, The Forbidden Prince 2UUBB Legendary Planeswalker - Ithelia Whenever you scry, target player mills 5 +1: Discard a card, return target card from your graveyard to your hand -4: Shuffle your hand into your library, scry equal to the shuffled cards, then draw that many cards 5 Loyalty
- Mark and Recall W Instant Exile target attacking creature you control and return it to the battlefield under its owner's control
- this is just Tom Bombadil on steroids
- rather fitting for vivec then
- Vivec, Hero God 2WRG Legendary Creature - Elf God Indestructible Sagas you control have their chapters trigger twice When Vivec enters, or whenever a saga you control is destroyed, search your library for a saga and put it into play, then shuffle. 6/7
- Sothas Sil, Clockwork God 3UU Legendary Creature - Elf God Indestructible Artifacts you control are lands in addition to their other types, they tap for 1 colorless mana. 100: Take an extra turn after this one 5/6
- Does it have to be red? "Destroy any number of target Auras and Equipment attached to the same creature" as an instant for G would be decent imo
- I feel like corrode weapon would be a red spell?
- Black Soul Gem 1B Artifact Whenever a creature dies, put a soul counter on Black Soul Gem Sacrifice Black Soul Gem: Target equipment gains +1/+1 counters equal to the soul counters on Black Soul Gem, and gains "equipped creature has +X/+X where X is equal to the +1/+1 counters on this equipment"
- Corrode Weapon R Instant Kicker (R) Destroy target artifact, if this was kicked, take control of target artifact instead
- tbh R is enough to destroy any artifact, at instant speed, with an upside
- fair maybe some mechanic where you can kicker it to gain control of the artifact instead
