".. soft pajamas, caviar service and noise-canceling headphones .." [but you may have to fly out of Newark] @wsj.com $UAL www.wsj.com/business/air...

Man, just give me Zephyr seating... that's literally the only "luxury" I want from any airline. Aka, stack the seats double-high but then stretch out each seat to add the one diagonal to them as leg room, so you can *lay down* and *close yourself off* from the other passengers.

Thank goodness no one ever farts on planes, or being on the bottom row would be unpleasant.

You're much further away from the next person in that arrangement, and basically have your own personal air supply if you close a curtain.

Yeaaaahhhh… I’m still paying the premium for top row.

Surely if anything, flatus would rise?

This made me check and fun fact, since farts are lighter than air then we technically gain weight after farting.

I think you overlook 'particulates' at your peril...

On your head be it. *metaphorically. let's all hope, metaphorically.

If we get that double decker plane seating it may be on all our heads.