Edward “Ned” Abbott
A bit about myself. Obviously not as bright as you are.
Upstate NY.
He/Him
http://www.ewabbott.com
- We need to have a conversation about cancel culture and how it is changing how comedy works. Oh. Nevermind.
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- A largely symbolic gesture that will be as ineffective as it is pointless. But keep fighting “the good fight”, librarians. You’re the real heroes.
- Fundraising E-Mail from the DNC… Sure, Jan. Your efforts to stop the Trumpian Agenda are laughable. Let it all burn. We deserve it.
- I am volunteering for this event. I wanted to be the marshall with the cattle prod to move the middle aged dude in jeans and NB walking shoes from the 7 minute section of the corral to the back of the pack. (There is nothing wrong with the back of pack. What’s wrong is impeding faster #runners.
- I deleted Duolingo. I was just finding myself more and more annoyed by it. It was becoming an obligation. I need fewer obligations in my life. I’m still gonna use Mango for my Latin lessons. #language
- Wayne knows what’s up. #CanadaGooses
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- This guy. This fucking guy. His fall is going to be as enjoyable as Spitzer’s fall.
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- My legs are absolutely wrecked today. The combination of running, cycling, and yardwork has left them feeling rundown. The massage gun and the scraping tool aren’t helping. My sauna isn’t accessible right now. I may need to take time off when the training block is over. Don’t get old, kids.
- Went out to check the greenhouse, water the lilies I transplanted, & fill the bird feeders and Black Cat was in the driveway. She hissed at me when I stepped off the porch. I am annoyed by this animal. I saw a fisher in the neighborhood. The problem will be solved.
- Reposted by Edward “Ned” AbbottI do believe that Rob Manfred might not care about betting on baseball because he does not even like baseball.
- "At home in Brooklyn, the library is papered with reminders to “Please keep your voice down.” In contradistinction, the signs at Oodi said, “Please let others work in peace!” The two commands are almost — but meaningfully not — synonymous."
- I shared this with some friends. First of all, this would not change my vote. Secondly, I don’t think this should be disqualifying. Thirdly, has anyone checked Rex Ryan’s credit card? newjerseyglobe.com/legislature/...
- This is rage baity nonsense. “Employers have soured on entitled Ivy League graduates.” FFS. I am surprised that the author’s alma mater (St. Olaf) didn’t make the list. www.forbes.com/sites/emmawh...
- I slept in until 5:30. I am now behind by 30 minutes. (Surprise!) I’m annoyed with myself.
- Upstate Shuffleboard is fun. I played multiple seasons with the Librarians (TBIO) and was on the board. I even have a tang tattoo.
- I love #sauna culture. I love my sauna. I predict that this will be quickly booked by a particular type of Saratoga County citizen that causes me to generally avoid Saratoga County. I believe in quiet sauna time, beer & water in the sauna, and no clothing in the sauna. Lölly all the time!
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- Third time’s the charm. I have chosen Æthelberht as my pontifical name.
- Someone chose violence this morning, especially as the #Cocadona250 conversation right now is about #pizza.
- Black smoke yesterday but the Vatican’s HR department called my references so… Fingers crossed!🤞
- “Maybe my problem with JD Vance isn’t his performative Catholicism, his cruelty and stupidity, or even his eyeliner. Maybe the problem is with me. Maybe I want the vice president to look at me with those blue eyes enhanced by Covergirl in the same way that he looks at a Pottery Barn catalog.”
- 🎶They talk to me. They understand. They TALK TO ME!🎶
- One of the greatest days in the history of the greatest game.
- On this day in 2016: Bartolo went DEEP! 🎥👉 bit.ly/3GGjx6G
- Reposted by Edward “Ned” AbbottOn this day in 2016: Bartolo went DEEP! 🎥👉 bit.ly/3GGjx6G