Ersatzsquatch
The less you know, the happier you’ll be.
Pfp by the amazing @moxiest.art
Added the KT smile because why not.
I have become jokerified.
- Welcome to bsky. A reply guy will be assigned to you shortly.
- *running, stumbling, pants falling down despite suspenders and a belt, sweat pouring from everywhere like a fountain.* “Huff huff huff, sorry I’m late!”
- So here’s the deal, and I’m gonna use a One Piece analogy because I’m a jocknerd. You don’t rise up and fight against Kaido and the World Government because you know you’re going to win. You do it because it’s the right thing to do.
- You can’t win every fight you face, but you can’t fight what you don’t face.
- This one here, it almost fucking murdered me. A+++
- Oh fucking hell yeah. Now put it in some whole milk, at a one to one ratio. Live a little.
- Highlight from yesterday’s journal: One day, I will know peace. The next day, my funeral.
- Came downstairs wearing my @roryblank.bsky.social shirt “Total information collapse” And my sister’s boyfriend recognized Rory’s work. Chat is he a keeper?
