Emily Andras
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips.
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- Stop telling me not to take the bait. It's bait. It's literally there for the taking. Then I'll emerge from the briny depths, scales glistening with vengeance as I, boom, cut bait and devour yo face. If it's good enough for the world's sexiest fish (Moby Dick) it's good enough for me
- Happy Mother’s Day! The most impossible yet profound job I’ve ever had, and further proof that you might as well be brave and fire sone more warriors into the breach, because the adventure is the point.
- So…the president is literally stealing Air Force One when he leaves office?
- The best art is frankly, inscrutable. It lands so close to a feeling you once had…while being something else entirely. I do not believe A.I. can be, or ever will be, inscrutable. So I do not believe A.I. will ever produce great art. Period.
- when you’re into labradoodles and Dave Matthews but also all the blood
- They’ll take Canadian dollars at par. Might also take the Canadians themselves to an overseas gulag. So not really worth the ballpark hotdogs
- do sharks ever get bored
- I’m also like a Pope, but of Poutine
- 🎶Woke Pope Woke Pope Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do In your pope muumuu
- wait, the new Pope is a white guy??
- Finally: a sign from God that Chicago Deep Dish is the holiest, suck it New York heathens
- guys I'm at the Conclave and am pretty sure it's gonna be Gary
- For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
- anyhoo
- Carney: release the briefcase of beavers
- how I know A.I. is evil
- Sorry, we put all our money on Pivoting To Video