That’s TWO at $120M

If you strike down my doll, it shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

The pencils! My god! Does no one care about the pencils? Who speaks for the pencils? Long live Dixon Ticonderoga!

One Hornet at a time Building that Great Carrier Reef

Nah. Build another windmill next to a Trump golf course. He doesn't give a damn about the military but he hates windmills more than Don Quixote did.

In my head, I sang this to the tune of “You Oughta Know”.

Instead of 30 jets maybe the aircraft carrier can have two jets

You don’t need to because in Pete Hegseth’s military the jets push themselves off the aircraft carriers.

Maybe the military could make do with two jets

Weird, how that works. It's almost like it was all those DEI hires that actually knew how to use tie-downs....

We should play his toys and dolls statement on a loop during the holidays

That’s only fair.

This is all I can think of

Fair. After all, fighter jet planes are the toys of adult men. Adult men shouldn’t have toys anyway.

omg. I laughed out loud in an otherwise empty room at this comment.

<pushing> I WANTED BALLERINA BARBIE AND I GOT MALIBU BARBIE!!

Hegseth probably regretting he already fired all the black and women generals so he can't blame it on DEI

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL MY NEED FOR QUALITY TINY PLASTIC MONSTERS AND OR ROBOTS IS SATED

colin jost has a narrow window to make some comedy

You win the internet.

You know what they say, once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times... is maybe the rank and file are mad about fascism.

🤣🤣🤣

- someone with a deep desire for trans women

2 Dolls...what if you have 4 kids??

Don't threaten Boeing with a good time.

Go you!! 😄😄😄

Good one

This cracked me up

Proportional response in my book.

man

🏆🏆🏆

Did an orca write this?

You don't need to push, they seem to fall off on their own.

Seems fair.

😂😂

$67 million tariff on every doll responsible for a pushed jet

This gave me a mental picture of a giant cat casually pushing jets off a carrier. Not that I am comparing you to a cat.

The thing I hate about this doll discussion that nobody seems to be bringing up is that he is priming our discourse. If you complain about a shortage food or medicine or computers or tools or necessary things, you will be seen as one an "11 yr old girl" who is crying about not having enough dolls

It’s tied 2 to 2 !

Hold up, I'm cooking up a disarmament plan.

That’s a Doctor Who plot line

😏

🤣

hope he dosent risk teddys or its war

Love!!

Quip of the month!

Go, go, Emily! Dolls matter!🙃😉😆

Ha

😂

🤣 thanks for starting my day with a great laugh

Emily I so like your thinking.

❤️

😂😂 brilliant

😀💪

Why do all that hard work? The orange felon’s team is already crashing planes.

Followed.

Yessss

😂😂😂

Truly hardcore

The head of USS Truman needs to get demoted, I’m thinking

When I'm at the trans social function:

🤭

LOL!

Hillarious!!

So 2 instead of 30… by my count you have 26 planes to go.

Ya hfta know you’re strength’s. I’m still working on mine. (With lid)

This is a good post 👍🏻

Shared sacrifice.

🤣

Yes ✊🏻

don't say that, this administration thinks that's a good thing.

Hilarious. Following.

Much appreciated. I have been fighting since 2017. I'm too tired to do that myself. OTP vp

Hahahaha

Protect the Dolls!

26 more to go by Christmas!

Ooo.. harsh. 😉

Nah, they’ll ignore that Burn down a Tesla Dealership and suddenly they’re listening

OMFG! It’s early but this is THE one for today! Kudos! 🤣

For a split second I thought this was an Alanis Morrisette reference

Go big or go home - for every jet they deny you, push another doll off the carrier!

😂

Seems fair to me!

Perfect! 😂😅

This killed me