Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴
Triple+++ Alpha Male
>300 IQ
80cm prehensile penis.
Always totally serious.
Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction.
I will poison your dog.
I get blocked a lot. Lol!
- Yes. Yes we are.
- I see where she is coming from. Comparing 1930s-1940s German Nazis to current day Americans is kind of rude... To the Germans.
- I tried...
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- Not if it is for a book about marketing.
- Diners on weight-loss drugs are figuring out which types of restaurants they feel comfortable visiting and how to leave food on their plates without insulting the chef or their companions. Those not on the drugs are contending with the pros and cons of going out with people who don’t do much eating.
- My old man is on it for his old age diabetes. He deals with it simply by getting about half the amount of food he would have liked to eat.
- 4 yrs ago today, I witnessed a volcanic eruption for the first time, close enough to feel the intense warmth of the Earth's creation on my skin. It literally changed my life. I may spend the rest of my life seeking an experience as powerful as this and never find it, and that's okay.
- I could push you into a volcano if you'd like
- i don’t remember giving nasa permission to do that
- "My god, it's full of poop.."
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- This literally happens every year. Nothing special about it
- I sorta feel bad for this one. It's stretching my cold black heart. But otoh how absolutely stupid can someone be?
- "Your face is delicious!" -Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party spokesman-
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- This is why the man in the street should have free access to mustard gas shells.
- Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
- So what you are implying is that RFK isn't as bad as advertised?
- About 130,000 Igloo coolers were recalled on Thursday after consumers reported 78 fingertip injuries from the cooler’s tow handle, 26 of which led to fingertip amputations, bone fractures or cuts, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
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- Should have removed the tips from the cooler before returning it. No backsies!
