"I hope, Senator, after you've lost, and the Empire reigns over the galaxy unopposed, you will find some comfort in the knowledge that you fought according to the rules." ~Saw Gerrera

Looney Tunes were right, gravity only counts if you care about it. Kids at my housing co-op in college took an old couch to the street, set it on fire, and rolled it down the street. It stopped less than a block away, we were obviously the area fuck ups, nobody did a thing.