whos the most iconic Norweigian politician to have the witch's curse make wind turn his skin first to sand, then to glass, and then to "how we treat one another" and why is it Hōrst Aaberg?
once throwing trans people under the bus doesnt magically make democrats likeable, then what? change your mind & save them from the bus when u realize u need numbers? or move on to greenlighting the murder of other groups of people? i know that one is your favorite
if i was president and I was like "sunshine costs money now & water is poison" and i looked into the crowd and some people were wearing shirts that said "uhhhh...how about no??" id be so scared. id be like "ahhhh! some shirts!"
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"i cant believe John Cena did that!?!?"
i can. when he came out to the ring in his wrestling gear i was like "i bet he wrestles tonight". called it.
republicans get in power & now your MINDALYZER scan has to prove u respect god in order to get water. democrats go "WHAT?! the constitution CLEARLY states--" & then THEY get in power & go "the extreme left's attacks on our country's precious Mindalyzer (aka Mindy) are unamerican"
ohhhhh shit. now when Teacher gets here theyre gonna be in soooo much trouble.
trade negotiations prolly mad easy back in the day when u could just give somebody the first raspberry they ever had. now theyll sign anything
a president can't just "do" or "stop" things. the only ones with power are the people the president rules over. and they ought to be ASHAMED of themselves.
Stallone shows off "The Stinger"
hmm. weird.
EVERY TIKTOK IS JUST THIS
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prolly on his last day, Biden will sign an order that says "and above all, everyone has to be downright DECENT to one another". Then Donald Trump will start crying like "...i dont know how" and then Biden will go "i'll help you" and then now its fine, theyre friends now.
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SANDWICH MAN
if we had had computers back in bible time, probably when the snake told Eve to fuck the apples she would say "i cant, im late for computers"
u know who should be president? a bunch of fish and snakes. in a box. and the walls of it are glass so u could look in and go like "wow the president are really sleepy today"
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MARKETING DEPARTMENTS ARE SCARED TO GO VIRAL FOR REAL. THIS IS WHY THEY DONT HIRE ME TO SAY LIKE "WHO AMONG GOD'S FORGOTTEN IS PREPARED TO DIE FOR PEPSI"
