if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
Apr 29, 2025 15:42You can put your mom’s check in with her birthday card.
It's always nice when someone strikes it rich they help out their family
So you'll be $100 down. Then what?
How many prostitutes have you stiffed
So what are ya writing a $50 dollar check cuz ya went limp half way through? Now if it was all the guys you’ve had suck ya off you better hope you win the mega millions, cuz ya finna go broke quick.
