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- What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements? Bernadette.
- Reposted by DocAtCDI
- Why'd the condom cross the road? . . . . It got pissed off.
- Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied? Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
- Website: We use cookies to improve performance. ME: Same
- Why did the French football team keep scoring own goals? Toulouse.
- I knew a girl named pickles. I relished her.
- Man walks into an ancient Greek tailors with a pair of ripped trousers. Tailor says, Euripides? Man says, Yeah. Eumenides?
- What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A humidifire
- Reposted by DocAtCDIWhat if the love of my life was a Jehovah's witness, but I never opened the door! #dadjoke
