the Po' Fessor
Poor Thom, 7th son
Fessin' all up on everyone
A just revenge motive goes,
Here's your "delay, deny, depose"?
- Just in case it saves some trouble for one of you: Strength and conditioning is not optional for fat runners. Really wish I would have started a couple injuries ago
- Reposted by the Po' FessorNobody tell him
- Reposted by the Po' Fessor[Not loaded yet]
- You remember when a bunch of celebrities started selling tanning your taint real hard on Twitter? That was before COVID, right?
- Reposted by the Po' FessorI don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
- To Live and Die, and Live (Again) and Die (Again!!) in LA
- Happy Cinco de Cuatro to all who celebrate
- What's with all the people pronouncing sieve like it's spelled, all of a sudden? I heard it not rhyme with give maybe zero times ever in my life before just recently
- Reposted by the Po' FessorDaulton Varsho is back. #BlueJays
- Reposted by the Po' Fessorpersonally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
- Reposted by the Po' FessorLove this. Great use of executive order. All dentists must be 5’9”. All baristas have to read “The Dead Zone.” You can’t get a fishing license if your name is Gregg.
- That Karoline Leavitt having 3 grand in her purse is just pure insurance fraud, right?
- Reposted by the Po' FessorDefund the police was a bad slogan, which is why it took massive expenditures of political and financial capital along with the deployment of widespread state violence to suppress it, and also why everyone knows it and we're still talking about it five years later
- Reposted by the Po' FessorAll I'm saying is if Trump gets to joke about 2028, then we should all get to joke about [redacted].
- Thunder Pope and Lightfoot
- Went looking for discount candy (disappointed) and found a fridge cap chock full of egg nog. I was like, well this better be on a killer discount, but it was Easter themed cartons? Whose tryna drink créme ingles and brandy in the spring? Come on, Kemp's
- @amyklobuchar.com are you planning to vote Aye when the President puts Hulk Hogan up for SECDEF?
- "Some saw up to 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining" is some s-tier body horror. That shit has levels, Priventa or whatever
- Our favorite neighbor Christmas cookied us this year, and we didn't do anything for them. Hopefully these goofy shits got us even. Black magic cake, cream cheese frosting, oreo-like faces and nonpareil eyes
- This drop a blue character thing is 100% somebody tryna see Smurf hog
