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i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
- Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
- this is a lie until the 22nd
- imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
- it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
- they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit
- i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best
- learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in
- i live for this shit
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- there are so many europe-exclusive shrimps probably... you could also just bring all your US shrimps and bugs with you i'm sure that'd be a good environmentally sensible thing to do
- you gotta come to europe. europe is where it's at now. please come to europe
- making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems
- ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores
- hmm. bad
- hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon! we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!! store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
- this was too on-brand for me not to buy it
- i don't sew so it's likely to end up containing actual home-baked cookies at some point
- Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)
- the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
- they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade
- decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder
- kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
- this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!) store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
- look at my dawg
- golly
