Xander 🩵
26. He/they and very gay 🏳️🌈 Libra ♎️
Pokémon, Stardew, and Magic.
I post ass, nerd shit, and music.
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️ BLM
NSFW 🔞
- Hungover at work 🫥
- The T in T-pose stands for Trixie
- Accidentally 3 hours early for trixie??? Why does the ticket say 7 if she’s not on until 10??! I have work tomorrow bitch !!!!
- I’m SO mad rn. I’m working from home today and the internet just went out at the office but I still have to be productive 😤
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- Reposted by Xander 🩵Butlerian Jihad when.
- When you repost yourself
- Sometimes when I’m bored I go to the Safari Zone and throw rocks at Pokémon am I a bad person?
- Oh fuck my new job starts tomorrow 🫥 if you need me I’ll be crying, screaming, and throwing up!
- Okay I just had the most boring hour and a half long conversation with my mom 😑
- Just deleted a 7 year backlog of unused text threads and I feel like I just got my ears professionally cleaned
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- Throwin it back for this one
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- SO excited for the new Pope!!
- Trying to build a PC bc apparently I love to suffer
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- Oh yeah (meat) balls in my mouth
- Reposted by Xander 🩵Good morning 😁
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- Can I come over and look at you like this?
- The freezer at the gelato place by my house broke and now they don’t have gelato 😭😭😭
- And just like that, I’m the very best!
- I got the job!!! 🥳
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- I’ve been so stressed about job stuff lately, I’m so glad I get to see Beyoncé tonight!! (I got the tickets before I got fired lol)
- My interviews today went so well! One of them was the rescheduled interview from Tuesday, and the other is already moving forward to a second round!
- Reposted by Xander 🩵🚨 JUDICIARY REPUBLICANS JUST VOTED TO ALLOW IMMIGRATION AGENTS TO USE BILLIONS OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS TO ARREST, DETAIN, AND DEPORT US CITIZENS.
- One of my first packs from the new set!! 🤩
- Hump Dayyyyy 🐫
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- Gave my cat some catnip so he doesn’t bother me during an interview but he might be insane about it. Wish me luck!
- Interview in 2 minutes and I want to throw up!!!!!
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- Update on the team! Just beat Koga and Sabrina. Nidoqueen Latifah replaced the Jonas Brothers as my HM Pokémon, but for the elite four will be replaced with an Aerodactyl I have yet to obtain.
- Just finished reading The Martian and. Holy shit!!! All of the science tickled my nerd brain and I never wanted to stop reading! So excited to watch the movie!
- Reposted by Xander 🩵Still awaiting comment from the “don’t tread on me” crowd.
- Ok so it’s my first time like ~really~ playing through leaf green and dealing with the physical/special attack being type-based and I just wanna ask why the fuck ghost is physical??
- I FINALLY HAVE AN INTERVIEW!!! 😩😩😩😩😩
- Reposted by Xander 🩵This follows lawsuits across the country and orders — including one in a federal court in Georgia affecting more than 100 students — finding that the moves were likely illegal.
- BREAKING: In a sudden about-face, a DOJ attorney saiys ICE will be RESTORING the status of thousands of foreign students whose SEVIS records were terminated w/o notice earlier this month. The move comes amid mounting losses in courts around the country. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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- JUST IN: A Milwaukee judge has been arrested this morning allegedly because she “tried to help an undocumented immigrant avoid arrest after he appeared in her courtroom last week.” There’s not a lot of info on this yet so stay tuned for more as it is released. www.jsonline.com/story/news/b...
- Judge me based on my commanders:
- Snaked my bathtub drain for the first time and the most ungodly shit was in there. Pipes blocked by pure evil.
- I’m too scared to try to get Lady Gaga tickets bc I totaled my car right after I got Beyoncé tickets and I got fired right after I got Charli tickets. The universe is telling me to sit my stupid faggot ass down and unfortunately I’m listening 😔
- Confused about how people are still getting preorders for the switch 2. Haven’t they been sold out everywhere??
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- I don’t think it’s really sunk in yet but I’m seeing Charli xcx in less than 24 hours! 😩😩😩
- Current team in Leaf Green!
- The pope dying immediately after meeting JD Vance just makes sense
