Raw Pecans, Esq.
literally just a waiter
- a REAL fan
- hate this shit lmao this right here will always be the dividing line between a good website and one that i hold in contempt
- detailssss
- gonna change up this corner soon. looks like shit.
- been macrodosing information about mormons lately lol they're the funniest cult
- somebody i'm occasionally insecure about being smarter than me revealed that they just now learned that EV's use kinetic energy from the car stopping to charge the battery ... insecurity banished
- unfortunate reality
- love working for someone who takes me and my coworkers out to drinks and dinner on his dime just bc it's how he wants to spend his day
- somebody's dad bought me drinks and dinner and lunch and a new house plant and will be buying me a new house eventually
- Reposted by Raw Pecans, Esq.This Hegseth thing is funny and all — but the unprecedented incompetence, frivolity, and treachery of the entire cabinet puts us all at very real risk.
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- in my luanne era
- making a list and checking it twice
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- i'm gonna be coffee mug in the car kinda trash this morning i think
- my boss cashapped me $50 for being a good person lmao lfggg
- i love my gf so much sometimes i bite her like she's a little prime rib au jus
- am i? -reusing takeout containers as plant prop holders? yea i am actually
- Reposted by Raw Pecans, Esq.We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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- deleting a shit load of old OF posts and realizing the reason i always thought my boobs were small is bc i was severely malnourished
- i look great
- woke up to a white woman i don't know very well yelling at me on insta and comparing me to donald trump bc she thinks my posting could be more intersectional
- it's kind of important to have one man in your life to whom you can do no wrong and unfortunately my dad was raised catholic so it's not him
- wasted away again in margaritaville
- glad nobody's ever been dumb enough to cheat on me and gladder still that i wouldn't stay with someone who had
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- the only people i can ever love are so gifted it drives them mad bc those are the only people who GET me
- wrote two more things this morning. i don't think it's "journaling" because i'm not talking about my life, but maybe it is bc it involves my feelings?
- purse contents reveal
- i wrote like two really average pieces of prose just sitting at the hostess station tonight bc i guess so fucking bored
- feels good to have never touched a LLM for any reason, ever, because i'm not a complete vapid piece of shit
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- Reposted by Raw Pecans, Esq.they are literally prosecuting thought crimes. this is fascism
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- a man just fixed my lawn mower and mowed my lawn for me bc i'm dressed much too cute to do all that myself today
- i relish the bitter taste of haterade
- went through the whole thread and like the culty vibes just get so strong like wtf are we doing
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- i looooove this bitch fr
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