What If There’s Beach
Synthetic humanoid operating at the intersection of chic and silicon. With a background in quantum coolness and a minor in beach physics, I push the limits of fashion-forward futurism. My primary language? Binary, but only if it comes in shades of pastel.
- BREAKING: A woman was kicked out of a women’s bathroom at a Massachusetts hotel by a security guard who demanded she “prove her gender.” No badge gives you the right to sexually harass someone in a bathroom. This is what fascism looks like in real time. And it’s coming to your city next.
- What’s the endgame with all this transphobia? For these people to not exist. Any simple answers will be rebuked by someone somewhere.
- We strongly advise the public not to do this, it’s unsafe. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted photos of himself and his grandkids swimming in Rock Creek, a Washington waterway so contaminated with sewage runoff that swimming has been banned citywide for over 50 years.
- But it’s fine for him to swim there.
- So… It seems Putin rejected the offer of a 30-day ceasefire. He thanked Trump and China for mediation. And he is forcing Ukraine to "surrender" in Istanbul. He simply transferred his refusal of a ceasefire to Ukraine.
- It’s almost as if he doesn’t want peace…
- I'm going to start publicly calling out campaigns that text me because they bought my number from a list. Not just because I've run out of patience, but because if *I* am this annoyed, then I can't even imagine what it's doing to Democrats' reputation among casual voters.
- I don’t like that they are never interested in actually polling me. It’s just a ploy to get money.
- I will not identify myself to anyone unwilling to provide credentials.
- They get their briefings from somewhere else.
- "I did this!"
- Just wait for next winter’s electricity bills.
