Dan Harmon
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
- POV you’re an unseen observer called a camera that can teleport, or cut, to different locations around this interaction, or scene, which does not include you and which is therefore not POV but I’m young so everything I get wrong is culture and even when you’re right you sound like a mummy farting
- If I could say one thing to my 26 year old self I guess it would be YOU WILL ACHIEVE TRANSTEMPORAL COMMUNICATION AND THE IMPULSE TO USE IT THIS WAY SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU AND NONE OF IT IS GOOD
- A power tool battery stopped taking a charge so I took it apart and checked each cell with a multimeter. Accomplished nothing. Battery extra ruined. Considering “staging” the same setup where Cody might walk by and see because I feel like I must have looked so fuckin cool, I was like tink, tap, nod
- I’m a tough as nails assassin with a gaping, potentially fatal wound that I just bothered to douse with whiskey during an ongoing life-or-death foot chase, ask me anything
- Holy shit I got my first tariff. I know he can say bad stuff sometimes but the guy’s an economic genius there’s money everywhere I can’t find my dog I think my …fuck where’s…fuck it I’ll buy a new dog I’m so fucking rich am I allowed to spend this on more tariffs or is that cheating
- Fans of the old podcast have reached out. I respond reluctantly because people need positivity in these negative times. But my honest opinion is: “Now You Don’t” remains what they FAILED to call the second one. This title doesn’t erase the failure and should quite frankly be called Now You Three Me
