Amy Ash
Jokes @ The Onion
lolennui.com
- I love that Chicago has been the belle of the (news) ball for weeks
- If probably leave America if I could but I wouldn’t get defensive if people without that opportunity were like “hm, must be nice”
- some sleeper agent saw the jar jar binks white genocide post and contacted their handler for the first time since 1999
- Am I nuts or would this enrage an even wider and more politically disparate range of people than anything before
- It’s 2 am and we’re still marking up massive cuts to Medicaid. While their constituents are asleep, Republicans are trying to take away health care from 13.7 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires. They want you to tune out. Don’t ⬇️ x.com/i/broadcasts...
- Reposted by Amy AshAndor: We’re done for, no one can save us now… Babu Frik (offscreen): Hey-heyyyyy!
- No one chose to follow me, I’m preinstalled on bluesky
- they think I’m leading them to the promised land, it’s been 36 years, they’re so fucking pissed lmao
- Reposted by Amy AshRealizing it's been 8 years since I posted this and crumbling into dust
- PRINT IS SO FUCKING BACK
- we’re all trying to find the guy who unrolled the toilet paper
