Mikey Papadopoulos
I have a 20/20 1000 yard stare
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- THEY WILL PRISE MY BENDY ENGLISH BANANAS OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD, STICKY HANDS
- THIS IS NOT WHY I VOTED FOR BREXIT
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- New meme just dropped
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- Currently, Labour strategists can't see a bed without shitting it
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- Even after this morning’s speech?
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- In McSweeney's defence, EVERYONE hates him
- Have the Labour Party forgotten who their bad guys are meant to be? They’ve had to borrow scapegoats from the right (trans people, the arts sector, dreadful foreigns). GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE. And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
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- In fairness, my Dad arrived in the UK in the sixties and did incalculable damage to the country via his enthusiasm for Steeleye Span.
- Our neighbour has dementia and was just being helped by a carer in a hijab. As a long term Labour supporter, I made sure to tell her she’d done incalculable damage to the country 👍
- What are you wearing to the Bluesky prom?
- Yet I still have to identify pictures of traffic lights to prove I'm human
- Quote with an animal that's you
- EL SALVADOR PRISONER: What are you in for? ME: Attending Wales vs Senegal
- Another #MetGala triumph
- That reminds me - time to renew my subscription to The Daily Telegraph, the paper that ALWAYS gives it to you straight
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- 0% tariffs on ‘Escape from Alcatraz’
- “Starmer needs to start governing. Labour need to stop triangulating and start running the country. They are wasting the term they were given, worrying about a second one. They can do a lot of good, if they stop being terrified of losing power in 2029 and start using the power they have in 2025.”
- 🇬🇧 NEW Sunday School - Division of Labour 🇦🇺 Labour has a bad day at the polls, on a week its sister party in Australia scores a rout, following the Canadian example. Can Starmer learn the right lessons for once? 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q... 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/180b...
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- If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
- #Labour HQ this morning:
- The promise was change. Not enough has changed. There is no compelling plan for change. Whichever way you slice it, this is a big problem.
- Morgan McSweeney is like one of those managers that’s consistently good at getting teams promoted from the Championship, but is patently unsuited to the Premier League
- #AndreaJenkyns lays the tortoise on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without her help. But she’s not helping.
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View full thread#AndreaJenkyns orders steak at an Indian restaurant
- #AndreaJenkyns plucks chickens to relax
- #AndreaJenkyns eats a Dairylea triangle with two hands
- #AndreaJenkyn uses a traffic cone to stop people parking outside her house
- #AndreaJenkyns asks the Big Issue seller for change
- #AndreaJenkyns feeds live goldfish to her cat
- #AndreaJenkyns makes tea in the microwave
- Starmer and McSweeney’s anti-rake policy really paying dividends this morning
- Current affairs
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- [Student on course completion] "AI - write me a novel in the style of Agatha Christie".
- Post your comfort album
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- Lyonne in danger of enshittifying herself
- BREAKFAST TERROR - 60s STYLE
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- Me arriving at the Pope's funeral
- PSA: Millions of passengers probably use #AthensAirport without knowing there’s a delightful small museum on the first floor of the departures hall. Features some of the archeological finds during airport construction.
- With #Spotify down, I've fired up my iTunes for the first time in years. It's slowly awoken like a bear deep in hibernation, prodded to bewildered consciousness by some driftwood found on a beach in 2011.
- Clickbait headline-tastic. The story? ‘Man’s earnings taxed’
- Though isn't McIlroy a Dubai tax exile anyway?
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- Assumed this must be fake. But...well....
- Establishment #Republicans for the next 3 years:
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- Congratulations! Just a couple of things - what’s your mother’s maiden name, and name of your first pet? Have a great day!
